The General Discussion Thread

I woke up too early.

After great pain a formal feeling comes--
The nerves sit ceremonious like tombs;
The stiff Heart questions--was it He that bore?
And yesterday--or centuries before?

The feet, mechanical, go round
A wooden way
Of ground, or air, or ought,
Regardless grown,
A quartz contentment, like a stone.

This is the hour of lead
Remembered if outlived,
As freezing persons recollect the snow--
First chill, then stupor, then the letting go.

-ED

Haven't played my piano in over a month.

Beck - Deadweight

Last night this bartender who is this guy i knows gf said to me "Anybody can get laid here saturday night as long as they are smooth"

what groceries do I need?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Last night this bartender who is this guy i knows gf said to me "Anybody can get laid here saturday night as long as they are smooth"

o.O

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Last night this bartender who is this guy i knows gf said to me "Anybody can get laid here saturday night as long as they are smooth"

smooth as in smooooth flirt or smooth as in shaven? awehuhs

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
o.O

scared

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

laughcry

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls", his response, "We don't"

I guess I'm invisible aweherm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
smooth as in smooooth flirt or smooth as in shaven? awehuhs

Probably smooth flirt

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
scared

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

😘

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls", his response, "We don't"

lulz

youre not invisible

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls", his response, "We don't"

crylaugh

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Probably smooth flirt

Oh flirt

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
youre not invisible

mkay.. aww

Corn and spaghetti

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time