I recommend a flavoring agent for this move. My wife is a vegetarian, so I found a delightful asparagus cream while travelling in Istanbul on business, and before we performed our Wednesday Jackhammer upon my return, I snuck off to the bathroom and smeared the asparagus cream all over my phallus, testicles, and directly into my anus. Not only did she enjoy the wonderful flavors, she had a healthy meal!
eeeeeeeew O.O