The General Discussion Thread

Started by Ahsoka Tano22,321 pages

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You: Hai
Stranger: asl
You: 8/f/alaska
You: u
Stranger: 54 america male
Stranger: im real into u
You: u sicko? i like that
Stranger: have u fingered urself yuet
You: I did a couple of weks ago. u help?>
Stranger: we4ll actually im touching myelf now
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ehehehehe

This looks like it would be more fun intoxicated.

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hai
Stranger: asl
You: 8/f/alaska
You: u
Stranger: 54 america male
Stranger: im real into u
You: u sicko? i like that
Stranger: have u fingered urself yuet
You: I did a couple of weks ago. u help?>
Stranger: we4ll actually im touching myelf now
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best one yet haermm

But everything's more fun intoxicated

That's exactly my point.

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You: TGF
Stranger: Hi there
You: Good evening.
Stranger: how are u?
You: I'm quite well, thank you.
You: And yourself?
Stranger: great, asl?
You: ASL? What does that mean? Anal sex lickage?
Stranger: lol, no age, sex location. mines 28 m from Australia
You: Ah. A Pommie!
Stranger: and u?
You: I am British.
You: Name's Grey.
You: How about you, sir?
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WTF

night doods and doodettes

hiding from a hall meeting

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You: PAPAPAPAPA
You: TGF
Stranger: Rape?
You: God yes
You: bend over, *****.
You: I shall penetrate you
Stranger: Okie dokie.
You: 😐

awebrow not what i expected

haermm

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You: Hai
Stranger: o hai
You: asl?
Stranger: 21 f usa
Stranger: u?
You: 22/m/ny
Stranger: nice
You: I want to masturbate.
You: type dirty to me?
Stranger: dirty
You: haermm
You: type it again
Stranger: dirty
You: Thanks
You: I came
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Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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Stranger: hola!
You: Spanish?
Stranger: si
Stranger: or no
Stranger: up to you
You: I'd rather not
Stranger: alright then
You: You're Spanish ethnically, though?
Stranger: haha no
Stranger: i just take spanish as a class
You: Oh. Well, it is a nice language.
You: Wish I could speak it.
Stranger: its terrible learning it
You: Is it? How so?
Stranger: not like english at all
You: Well, that's true enough.
Stranger: and its hard to memorize all the verb conjugations and such
You: French is probably harder, took a French class for a few years. Just... impossible.
Stranger: french and spanish are simmilar in the way they are set up i think
Stranger: but yes french does seem harder, like the pronunciation
You: Mm, true, both originate from latin.
You: So, do you smoke?
Stranger: cigarettes?
You: Yes. or weed, whichever floats your boat.
Stranger: nope not cigs
Stranger: and you?
You: I do, frequently.
Stranger: ah cancer
You: I have to ask, have you met anybody called Miles or mairuzu on here tonight?
Stranger: i have not
You: Damn.
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: Been searching for him for a while
Stranger: whys that?
You: I'm from Interpol, and he's a wanted felon who's said to use this site.
Stranger: ooh lovely
You: He answers only to 'tgf' at the start of a conversation.
Stranger: tgf meanns?
You: So I've basically been going around saying that until I find the bastard
You: I have no idea
You: Some kind of code, I guess.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: you didnt say it to me
Stranger: maybe im him?
You: Maybe, but you wouldn't have responded if you were him
Stranger: but how do you know that
You: I'm quite surprised i forgot to say it to you, actually.
You: We have our sources
Stranger: hmm
You: One of his, well, 'associates' told us that.
Stranger: well, im not him
You: But they wouldn't outright rat him out.
Stranger: well then couldnt one of his "assisiates" tell you where he is for real
Stranger: oh
You: I'm quite disappointed I got assigned to this
You: I can assure you, it's very borign at times, since most people cancel the convo the second I say it
You: They must think I'm him or something.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: or some looney guy
You: That too, i guess.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: Well I obviously can't reveal any specific information, but you can call me Grey.
You: Or Detective, either one.

MAIRUZU IS A CRIMINAL! ha-son

You bet he is crackers

What a boring day

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You bet he is crackers

You should have said your name was Gary.

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You: Hai
Stranger: G'day
Stranger: asl?
You: G'day mate, do u want to?
You: 10/f/alaska
You: u
Stranger: do i want to what?
You: mate
You: type dirty to me
Stranger: you're 10.
You: I had sex
Stranger: why?
You: I live in alaska for christ sakes
Stranger: I suppose you have a point
You: u have a big penis?
Stranger: no
You: small?
Stranger: no
You: ?
Stranger: no
You: If u had a penis would u stick it in me?
Stranger: no
You: So u have no penis?
Stranger: no?
You: Hahahaha

I'm impersonating Walshy haermm