Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
my grampa kept wanting to talk about college ermmme and my mum almost started laughing when he said "how longs it for?"
"the whole year"
then me and my looked at each and laughed a little xDif we were black we would of started punching and pushing each other saying things like "you crazy dawg!"
Originally posted by SanctyI can only imagine that being a Hollywood Undead or ICP lyric.
We got dead bodies everywhere you look
All the nerds sitting up front got cooked
Others start screaming and making a dash
So I start handing out toys fast at last
You like slinkies, we got slinkies
Only mine like to wrap around your face
And stretch, twist, kazoom
And whip your body all over the ****in room😐
While waiting in line at the cash register a little girl who looked about five or six years old walked up to the woman standing in front of me and said "Mommy, I peed myself." Sure enough, I looked down and saw the front and back of her jeans were soaked. A long dark stream of damp fabric extended from her crotch, down the inside of her thighs all the way down to the cuffs. The mother just signed, gave her daughter an annoyed glance, and asked "Now why'd you do that?" The little girl didn't answer, just kept touching her jeans, running her hands up and down the seams and grabbing her crotch.
O.O