Stranger: Are you a Christian?
You: no
Stranger: Buddhist?
Stranger: Muslim?
You: no
Stranger: Hindu?
You: no
Stranger: Jain?
You: no
Stranger: Satanist?
You: NO GODDAMNIT
Stranger: Jew?
Stranger: Sikh?
Stranger: Animist?
You: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I GOTTA SAY NO
Stranger: Pagan?
You: Yes, actually
Stranger: What was the yes for?
Stranger: Animist?
You: piss off