It’s weird that people feel the need to unite about porn in public.
Marissa: [Manly voice] “I also like porn!” “Me too!”
Colin: And then they have the babysitting section, called “Children of the Corn.”
Marissa: [laughs]…what?
Jarrett: Children of the Porn?
Colin: Oh! I’m sorry, I thought you said corn convention. I thought you were talking about a corn convention! I was thinking “Yeah, there’d be scary people there, but they’re probably wholesome!”
Marissa: Yeah, there you go buddy.
Jarrett: That brings up an important point, though. Are your children allowed to come with you to the porn convention?
Marissa: Mike, didn’t your dad go with your brother?
Mike: My brother’s 26!
Marissa: So? He’s still his child!