The General Discussion Thread

Started by oman3222,321 pages

I t6hink to

i wanna go to a convention

you t6hink so?

times square been evacuated again?

Apparently

a porn convention!

i feel the need to unite with other people that like porn in a place filled with porn to express that i like porn

It’s weird that people feel the need to unite about porn in public.
Marissa: [Manly voice] “I also like porn!” “Me too!”
Colin: And then they have the babysitting section, called “Children of the Corn.”
Marissa: [laughs]…what?
Jarrett: Children of the Porn?
Colin: Oh! I’m sorry, I thought you said corn convention. I thought you were talking about a corn convention! I was thinking “Yeah, there’d be scary people there, but they’re probably wholesome!”
Marissa: Yeah, there you go buddy.
Jarrett: That brings up an important point, though. Are your children allowed to come with you to the porn convention?
Marissa: Mike, didn’t your dad go with your brother?
Mike: My brother’s 26!
Marissa: So? He’s still his child!

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i feel the need to unite with other people that like porn in a place filled with porn to express that i like porn

Hope you get raped by a big burly man.

Marissa: Me and my dad talk about hot chicks. But when we’re watching a movie together, that’s like the worst thing in the world, when you watch a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on. Oh my god. It’s the worst feeling in the world.

oh yeah >.<

me too

you're a big burly man

maybe not so much burly

are you going to rape me

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you're a big burly man

maybe not so much burly

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
are you going to rape me

Hell no.

oh 😬

A mushroom walks into a bar. “Pint of your finest please,” he says. To which the barman replies, “Sorry sir, we don’t serve your kind.” The mushroom replies, “Why not? I’m a fun-guy!”

i like bad movies

that was the funniest thing ever

i bought two films today

ill give you a fiver if you can guess which ones