The General Discussion Thread

Slay works for AB inbev doesn't he?

Originally posted by Unoriginal
Slay works for AB inbev doesn't he?

Actually I have no idea wtf I'm doing, I applied for like 3 different jobs and the confirmation email was different.

I may fail or get sucked into some shit I was doing before.

Originally posted by It's xyz!
Slay wtf do you do?

I imagine you take mushrooms in Prague asking for strippers phone numbers.

Originally posted by Slay
You know Walshy, they don't take 45-year-olds in the orphanages. You might want to prepare for living on your own at some point.

Originally posted by walshy
Piggle is going to take me in

Originally posted by Slay
But what will you do when she inevitably grows tired of having to take care of a man-child?

Originally posted by walshy
Murder her, hide the body and takeover her identity

Originally posted by Slay
You don't have the stones or the intelligence to pull off something like that.

aweb

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
aweb

Um don't mind that aweherm

Originally posted by Slay
Nah, I prefer a woman with a bit of class. Also, most strippers here are also hookers, so even if I did like strippers there'd be no point in asking for their number.

Originally posted by It's xyz!
shiiiet **** Prague is like, tia huana or some shit.

Tijuana

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah, only far more safe. Also, it's Tijuana.

Originally posted by It's xyz!
johan toyana?

Tijuana is a border city, fam. Stay on the right side of the road and you'll be fine.

Originally posted by Slay
You should try stand-up comedy.

Tijuana is a giant STD.

Originally posted by It's xyz!
ive always wanted to, but I dont think it'd be something I'd do forever. Most of them have depression issues.

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah and most of them aren't funny. Seems like you'd fit right in.

Originally posted by Slay
Tijuana is a giant STD.

yes

Selphie is a good stand up comic

no