SO THERE I WAS
BEING AL DAVIS
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THE RAIDERS WERE ALL LIKE
"HEY AL YOU SHOULD STOP DRAFTING WORTHLESS PLAYERS“
AND I WAS LIKE
"F*CK YOU"
THEN THEY WERE LIKE
"WELL JUST DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID LIKE PASS UP MICHAEL CRABTREE IN THE DRAFT”
AND I WAS LIKE
"F*CK YOU, WHERE MY DARRIUS HEYWARD-BAY AT”
IT WAS AWESOME