I'm probably the poorest, since I'm a student and all, my dad is marginally less poor than me but he's disabled and has to live off shitty benefits and is in a moderate amount of debt, and my mum has the most money overall but only because she works 60 to 70 hours a week cleaning disabled people's arses, only to spend most of it on rent for our council house flat and tax
We're a ****ing mess of a family these days, ahhh for the days when we lived off of my grandad's billion-pound inheritance in our six-story mansion, sipping champagne and eating lobster
Too bad I spent it all on cocaine, they never let me live that down