The General Discussion Thread

this truck is tougher than any of your granddaddies wagons

your grandaddy is rolling in his stupid grave as you drive your superloaded, hemi inflicted, drive train having, ford f-504 over his final resting place

What the **** axel?

so yeah, greet the morning with your balls to the wall and your dick to the melting pot because you're off to your manly labor job with your ford truck

built. ford. strong. tough. huge. muscles. job. men. ford. american made. man made. made for men. only men. boys only.

and all those commercials are either dennis leary or sam elliot

i as looking up synonyms for words without the letter "e" and just realized that "Dead Synonyms" would make a great band name

i see the dead synonyms as like an indi-rock kinda like tame impala or something like that

hey folks we're the dead synonyms and we're going to be coming to your town on October 22nd! Tickets are still available for our show, with special guests: The Bowery Boys and Hap Ballards Band.

Yeah if you're playing math rock.

A good band name should sound like something rebellious like "free the pedos " or "snakes in your eyes"

come on out to the show at the county fairgrounds and bring the kids! there'll be a carnival and rides for the kids to enjoy while you rock it out with us, The Dead Synonyms.

See you there, at the fair!

now i have a tame impala song stuck in my head quick someone play something not-so-white

time to get on up and get down

****in own this thread this morning

so i guess because of his time traveling powers we can totally blame bran for literally everything

everything is defunct now except for morts end

i want sam elliot or a sam elliot impersonator to read the ad copy for the ford trucks i just wrote

shit birds of a feather shit together

cant forget the dead synonyms

hi we're the damp cinnamon's!

the ranch slinging hasher