Originally posted by Unoriginal
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, my dude? I’ll have you know that it is Wednesday, and I’ve been involved in numerous successful posts on Vine, and I have over 300 followers. I am trained in saying what day it is and I’m the dankest meme on the entire web. You are nothing to me but just another dude. I will tell you it is Wednesday with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying it's not Wednesday? Think again, my dudes. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Viners and your dudes are being stolen right now so you better prepare for the storm, my dude. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Wednesday. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can scream at you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in saying what day it is, but I have access to my Vine account and I will use it to its full extent to prove that it is Wednesday, my dude. If only you could have known what dank retribution your little “clever” Vine was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, my dude. I will scream at the top of my lungs and you will know what day it is. But this is all probably a bit over your head. It is Wednesday, my dudes.
What are you even on about, my dude? Wednesday has always nagged for special treatment because it thinks it's so much better than the rest of the week and as a result has always refused compromise. The week in return has given it plenty of compromise (i.e., exception from Tumblrgate, Dat Boi etc.). I don't know where you get your info or if you're just trolling but you just went full Budgett's frog there, my dude. If anything in this analogy the week has been the meme that is flawed and not perfect by any means but has always tried to improve the situation whereas Wednesday has been the self-involved shitlord who always though they were better despite screaming way more than they give. The rest of the week will be fine without Wednesday, Wednesday will not be fine without us. The Wednesday frog-right populists have just lost their favourite scapefrog, I wonder how they'll fare in the next decade when they can't hide behind the rest of the week to mask their own inadequacies, my dude.