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I dunno they're pretty safe places generally, unless you're stupid as hell

Originally posted by Scribble
Pretty sure both of those examples are based around a stupid person getting out of a car in the middle of a wildlife park, I'd chalk that down to idiocy tbh

It's both. It's idiocy to get out and since she got out of the car to f*ck with someone and got f*cked up herself that is where the karma comes in.

Originally posted by Scribble
I dunno they're pretty safe places generally, unless you're stupid as hell

But people are stupid, especially when it comes to animals. They think they know how these creatures behave, but they really don't. Heck there was a woman at a similar place that rolled down her window to take a photo of a lion and the lion prompted grabbed that woman right out of her car.

Originally posted by Scribble
The 1,066,666th post in the GDF was my one in that thread about Christianity shock

All the cool kids worship Satan. No seriously, Satan=rebellion, thus cool kids.

I saw that video

The woman who first got out survived but her mother who went to try rescue her was killed

It's pretty dumb and shit all round

The husband dodged two bullets like f*cking Neo.

You ever wonder how army intelligence officers at Roswell thought the wreckage of a weather balloon was a spacecraft? BTW the only nuclear capable base on the planet at the time of the Roswell crash was..right outside Roswell.

Originally posted by Ax3l
hail satan!

Satan is a decent guy. He wanted to give us knowledge instead of keeping us in the dark. He's the Christian Prometheus.

Satan has his moments, but he's a bit of a whinge-arse.

"God I wanna God"

"U can't be"

"Pleeaaase"

"No **** off"

"Fite u for it"

"No Satan just **** off already"

"1V1 ME IRL GOD I SWEAR SMH"

Then he gets his arse kicked.

Should've picked his fight better, right?

Oh sure he wanted power, but he's no more of an ass than God is. God is just the more powerful dickhead.

It's like Saruman and Sauron from LOTR. Both evil, but they aren't equals. Or you could use Sauron and Morgoth, but I find most don't know who Morgoth is.

Yeah I don't know who that is, I was into much more mature things as a young lad, never wasted my time on that LOTR shit.

I spent my time on Star Wars instead.

Christopher Lee

walshy is 12

HAMILTON

don't.

whens pokemon go out

oh wow

MASTERCLASS

That's some premo-level shitposting, Axman