Originally posted by Ax3l
i mean how far can ross progress as a dinosaur guynowhere so he works at like the biggest museum in america idk maybe thats where he already worked
he's literally the worst character on the show so i just would kinda like to **** with him throughout the entire episode
maybe he should live with his parents after he finds out that they're the only ones that truly loved him while rachel moved off somewhere awesome and became like a model or something
ross would've been like "no woman of mine is going to be showing off her goods to the world"
and rachel finally sees the truth and is just like whoa whoa whoa wait i've been into this guy!?
idk i have no idea what these peoples lives would be like because they're the worst ones on the show
Ok, u lost my backing.
I love Ross.
And for that reason, I'm out.
okay how about ross goes on shark tank because he think he has a new idea for how to experience the jurassic period.
He's like "Here's my idea, sharks. Imagine another world. I place where the past and the present exist as one. Using new advances in DNA technology, we believe we can clone dinosaurs. So today I'm asking for $100 Million to get the research finished, and the cloning perfect. Eventually, they will all be on display in a MEGAZOO. I call it Jurassic Place!"
and the Sharks are like "Isn't this just like Jurassic Park?"
Ross: "IT'S NOT LIKE JURASSIC PARK! IT'S WHERE THE PAST AND THE PRESENT EXIST AS ONE!!!!"
there are you happy!?
Ross is okay, but Rachel was kind of a horrible person. Just the way she treated him was just..off. I know he banged some chick on a break and that was this big thing, but Rachel was sadistic. You remember when she convinced the girlfriend of Ross to shave her head? Chick was a kunt.
Phoebe literally committed crimes as a youth and even stabbed a cop and she is still better than Rachel lol.
She makes fun of Ross for dating a younger woman while in the same episode banging a far older man. She also basically flies to London to ruin his wedding despite having had YEARS to tell Ross how she feels.
Originally posted by Ax3l
i like to write things down in the middle of the night i think that might be my most creative time of the daylike when i jump awake to quick write down "FRIENDS REUNION: THE ONE WITH JOEY'S FUNERAL" i feel like i'm at my peak
Originally posted by Ax3l
no see the whole gang of friends reunite at joeys funeralbut the thing is joey isn't dead
just in the time the show has been off the air, joey tribiani has become a major celebrity. i'm thinking like george cloontang big
so joey is off somewhere and his twitter account gets hacked saying he died
of course joey doesn't know shit about managing social media so he doesn't even realize whats going on until the day of the funeral
then other stuff happen between the rest of them idk i didn't make it that far
Originally posted by Ax3l
the rest of the episode would be your typical reunion shit where old jokes and plots are repeated over and over againlike phoebe could get engaged only to have her ex that lived in Russia come back (again!) and Monica and Chandlers kids are all transgender or something because you gotta connect to the youth of today somehow so either be transgender or something like that idk
ross i swear to christ will be complaining the entire episode not one line will be positive
Rachel will finally **** Brad Pitt live on camera idgaf what their relationship status is that would i will constantly maintain that that would be the hottest **** session to watch
Originally posted by Ax3l
just came up with a funny bit for the FRIENDS reunionbefore Joey realizes everyone thinks he's dead, he tries ordering a pizza....
"One super size pie with everything for Joey Tribiani"
"Listen, Joey Tribiani was one of our best customers! SHOW SOME RESPECT!!!"
"......One super size pie with everything for Joey Tribiani, please????"
Originally posted by Ax3l
i mean how far can ross progress as a dinosaur guynowhere so he works at like the biggest museum in america idk maybe thats where he already worked
he's literally the worst character on the show so i just would kinda like to **** with him throughout the entire episode
maybe he should live with his parents after he finds out that they're the only ones that truly loved him while rachel moved off somewhere awesome and became like a model or something
ross would've been like "no woman of mine is going to be showing off her goods to the world"
and rachel finally sees the truth and is just like whoa whoa whoa wait i've been into this guy!?
idk i have no idea what these peoples lives would be like because they're the worst ones on the show
Originally posted by Ax3l
okay how about ross goes on shark tank because he think he has a new idea for how to experience the jurassic period.He's like "Here's my idea, sharks. Imagine another world. I place where the past and the present exist as one. Using new advances in DNA technology, we believe we can clone dinosaurs. So today I'm asking for $100 Million to get the research finished, and the cloning perfect. Eventually, they will all be on display in a MEGAZOO. I call it Jurassic Place!"
and the Sharks are like "Isn't this just like Jurassic Park?"
Ross: "IT'S NOT LIKE JURASSIC PARK! IT'S WHERE THE PAST AND THE PRESENT EXIST AS ONE!!!!"
there are you happy!?
I think this might be your magnum opus
Originally posted by Ax3l
I'm pretty sure Ross bitched at a coworker and basically suffered a mental breakdown because they ate his sandwichdudes ****ing nuts and doesn't deserve anything but hatred
I think it's because Ross was more or less emotionally broken by that point. We know who is to blame for that.
Ross says it himself in the episode: he was getting divorced again, he'd lost his apartment, that sandwich was the ONLY thing going for him, he flat out says that. These are the words of a broken man. I know this because that episode is from the 5th season, which is the only season I have on dvd.
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Hate when someone asks about me and Welshy and then are all like 'oh it's still going great? Ooh wedding bells!'how about we just carry on being happy and leave it at that awehawe
I was going to advise against marriage, but you're female so if you guys ever got divorced you'd be the one most likely to come out on top.
So I guess in your case..go for it? All kinds of neat prizes await you if you get divorced.
Why does ever relationship have to result in a marriage?
Not everyone needs that bullshit ceremony to say 'I'm with you'
Marriage is bullshit. Nobody listens to the vows, it's a day to dress up and waste money
Plus I don't think God exists, so why would I want to present myself to a nonexistent being and need them to confirm our love?
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Why does ever relationship have to result in a marriage?Not everyone needs that bullshit ceremony to say 'I'm with you'
Marriage is bullshit. Nobody listens to the vows, it's a day to dress up and waste money
Plus I don't think God exists, so why would I want to present myself to a nonexistent being and need them to confirm our love?
It's a weird thought process people have. Sort of like how they expect every married couple to want to pop out some horrid little children.
Though to be fair you don't need to get married in a church. Or have a ceremony that has anything to do with religion. My cousin got married in Texas about a year ago..but not in any church and everyone came dressed up. But when I say "dressed up" I mean like..with weird costumes. Like cartoon characters and other fictional characters. I guess it was supposed to be funny? I thought it was lame, but the point is they made their wedding their own without any of this sky god BS.
Though yes they are usually huge wastes of money. I guess if you're rich then sure throw a big thing, but if you aren't? Spend the money on a down payment for a house or something.