The General Discussion Thread

mother****ing ****boi tried sidling up to the chick i'm digging in my film class and she gave him the cold shouldery thank god because hes about 100x better looking than me in a dirty skinny white ****boy kind of way

then i chatted her up a bit and turns out she works for the college radio station and i was like "how hard is it to be an on air DJ?" and she's like "I'll make it happen if you're interested"

i'm like yeaboi

yeaboi

now i gotta email one of the station managers that she's closer to so now i have to concoct the perfect professional email

guys we stream all over the world and the open slots are at like 2am

it's my mother****ing dream honestly

You can do it

i got so excited when she was like "we're always looking for new DJ's"

like it surprised her how excited i was

i was like "**** NO WAY REALLY OH MY GOD YESSSSS!!!!!!"

Words of encouragement

additional generic cop compliment, brian!

Brian is one of Dumbledore's middle names bro.

Maybe learn to respect other cultures. Brian should be capitalized.

YouTube video

I posted a clip with the audio of this, now we get to see the abomination in full.

At first I thought this was meant to just make fun of feminists and show how silly they are. We've all known celebs live in their own little realities, but this is some Matrix level shit.

I think #monkman is one of the best things on Twitter right now

I apologize it was cruel of me to expose you guys to that video. Legitimately am sorry.

Originally posted by Ax3l
i got so excited when she was like "we're always looking for new DJ's"

like it surprised her how excited i was

i was like "**** NO WAY REALLY OH MY GOD YESSSSS!!!!!!"

ERECTION CITY pained

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ERECTION CITY pained

Damn this is like "The Crying Game" all over again!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
ERECTION CITY pained

The best thing ever #monkman pained

i dont know memes until you guys share them so i love you all for the service you're providing me

#axellove pained

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
The best thing ever #monkman pained

That looks like a gay Vulcan and Wesley Crusher got caught in some transporter beam accident where they were fused into one person.

#moistforaxel2016