Cat keeps disrespecting me. Got her a kitty placemat. One part of it has a circle and says "food" and that is where I put the food dish. The other part has a circle with the word "water" and I put the water dish there.
Twice now I've come to find the food dish pushed over into the territory of the water dish. I've tried to dissuade her with sarcasm. I nonchalantly just said "Oh I didn't know the word food now began with a W" but I don't think she picked up on it.