How does one even buy anniversary presents for someone with seemingly no sense of romance... -_-
I mean I cannot fxcking stand romcoms or soppy shite in general... but I still try to do significant "romantic" gestures.. then remember he wouldn't really appreciate the sentiment..
I dont even want to suggest going out anywhere because I know it's 100% factual information that nothing'll happen.
/wants to buy something for milestone anniversary
/knows recipient'll think it's dumb
/procrastinates
/has a bad time
hey gang just wanted to let you all know that i bless your dreams and i am making them all sweet as sugar and candy so you'll have blessed sweet dreams care of your friendly neighborhood axel
and my dreams will already be sweet because i'll have the distinguished honor of hosting all of your beautiful personas in my dream world because you're all i dream about folks and you're all that matters
have a great night sleep tight
i'll take care of those pesky bed bugs for ya 😉