Glasses Update: Disappointment reigns supreme as my glasses are still being held due to processing. After a 3 hour layover in Anchorage, AK, my Glasses took a near 10 hour trip BACK to Louisville, KY. "Why the return trip?" You ask. Well, you idiot. It's because the package is being processed through a "clearing agency" and is "awaiting documentation." So, my glasses remain in limbo in the hell known as Louisville, KY, where they have been since 1AM Tuesday morning.... Ah, Yes. Louisville, KY: Home to Dozens of Waffle House Locations, I Assume.
Will update when more details unfold.