Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I remember this one time recently when me and my friends were on a corner near the park and I was just waving at cars passing by. Some of them waved, others ignored it (assh*les.), and this one lady was on the phone, got off the phone, slowed down with a big smile on her face, and have an excited wave.I made her day.
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I should do a "Free Waves, Free Hug" campaign project.
Do It?
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Best story I've heard today.
Originally posted by Wittig
If i were in the car i'd yell at you to smoke weed.
It's just what i do. stoned
I thought that was Mairuzu's thing.
Teru-teru-bozu, teru bozu
Do make tomorrow a sunny day
Like the sky in a dream sometime
If it's sunny I'll give you a golden bell
Teru-teru-bozu, teru bozu
Do make tomorrow a sunny day
If you make my wish come true
We'll drink lots of sweet rice wine
Teru-teru-bozu, teru bozu
Do make tomorrow a sunny day
But if it's cloudy and you are crying
Then I shall snip your head off
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im popcorn
Stranger: EAT MEEEEEEE
You: No you're not
You: don't lie to me
Stranger: i am i started off as a young kernel 🙁
Stranger: but it got hot 🙁
You: Oh no, you got burned, why don't you go cry about it
Stranger: because i dont have eyes ?
Stranger: im a piece of popcorn dumbass
You: You're a bot.
Stranger: :-|
You: 😐
Stranger: Dont pretend you dont want to be a popcorn too
You: No, I don't, you complete retard.
Stranger: Ohh how it hurts my mushy insides of my popcorn body
You: Second
Stranger: Third
You: **** off
Stranger: 😮
Stranger: how dare you!
Stranger: im gonna get my young kernels on you!
Stranger: biatch
Stranger: then theyll crawl in your ears and ATTACK
Stranger: under my command
You: I am unbreakable *****
Stranger: general poppy of the second regiment of butter
You: just try me