The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Ax3l
squeeze my lemon and let the juice run down my leg

Oh my herboh

This girl is really hawt

oh thanks great now i have to jack off

Damn straight

I abused myself whilst watching voyeur videos on xvideo like the filthy pervert that I am

It was enjoyable

When u finish and are out of breath like you actually just had rough sex then u know ur doing it right

i abused my self to images of female french horn players playing slightly off key

how do you know they're playing off key if you're looking at images? you ask

oh, i know

Interesting.

Very interesting.

I'm glad I bought that French band outfit now

Bring me your horn and I will play it.

the horn is my penis

I realise now I should have gone with 'blow it'

But we all make mistakes and we hust have to accept past decisions even if we regret them.

i mean you can play with my penis too if you want i dont care

i literally dont care what is done with my penis as long as it's gentle and kind

Uno & scribs irl

Originally posted by Ax3l
i literally dont care what is done with my penis as long as it's gentle and kind

Oh I was gonna mash it with my fist.

And then squish ur balls with my stiletto heel

no see you see that would be the opposite of gentle and kind

that would be mean and rough