Aight fam. Ain't no slang out there that is bad. Quit acting like a beta cuck, I'm just saying. You can't keep getting triggered when you hear some hella wavey slang my man. 2016 was on f-leek when it came the slangalanging. Shit was lit fam, fetch, if I may. Lodok, I'm like you. I lost faith in humanity, but I learned to become better. I feel like I need to explain this story before I can explain how I learned to keep it 💯. I was living la vida loca with my bae. Name was Kerry.
Kerry was the bomb. Total badonkadonk and knew exactly how to grt crunk in bed. The coitus was #hashtagtotesmcgoats the bomb diggity. So one day, after I let the spermlets go, I went to wash up in the bathroom. I saw her phone on the bathroom counter and went to give it to her. What I saw...oh man, I was hella woke.
Some ****boy snd his whole SQUAD were sending bae nudes. I felt like the biggest cuck on the planet. Shit was not flames boi. I was literally triggered. But I gotta say, I got a stiffy from that shit, no homo. I didn't confront my girlfriend, but I pulled the most savage shit the next day.
Pulled out my glock, traced the guys number and found him. Knocked on the door. This was it. I heard footsteps. It's all YOLO from here. He asked "Who is it", and I said in the most low key Bruce willis-esque impression I had and said, "IT'S ME *****! THE CUCK WHOSE BAE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SQUAD WERE BANGING!" I fired the whole damn mag into the door. I kick the door open, and looks for the rest of his squad. Didn't find him, but there were hella thots in the basement. This boi was running a whole sex trafficking ring. I freed 'em all, and they thanked me. I was recognizdd by my state as "swag af", because of how lit I was saving those girls. Bro, I was so excited when they gave me the key to the coty. I was finna nut.