The General Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Scribs I'm seriously concerned that he is going to murder you at some point.

Please find somewhere else to live.

Listen though it's fine, he doesn't even have the guts to speak to me in person, let alone murder me senseless

Lmao and like ten minutes after he started going nuts on chat I spoke to this girl I know and it turns out he's been banging her (I totally called it ages ago) since November but made her not say anything about it to anyone. He was a virgin until then too

Big man finally got his ****ing greg wet and now he thinks he's the king shit

He also said some weird and out of order shit to that girl too, so much for his 'chivalry' bollocks that he goes on about all the time

All the other girls in my year just think he's weird and creepy

He is, thinking about it

The guy who started this thread is banned. Wtf?

Originally posted by Scribble
Listen though it's fine, he doesn't even have the guts to speak to me in person, let alone murder me senseless

Originally posted by Scribble
Lmao and like ten minutes after he started going nuts on chat I spoke to this girl I know and it turns out he's been banging her (I totally called it ages ago) since November but made her not say anything about it to anyone. He was a virgin until then too

Big man finally got his ****ing greg wet and now he thinks he's the king shit

He also said some weird and out of order shit to that girl too, so much for his 'chivalry' bollocks that he goes on about all the time

All the other girls in my year just think he's weird and creepy

He is, thinking about it

Wait.... Are u living with welshy? awebrow

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Wait.... Are u living with welshy? awebrow

My housemate has been swanning about like a fat cock for ages and I knew something had changed

Yeah I didn't realise that happened until welshy did it haermm

My dad came and woke me up and then moaned about how I don't come downstairs to spend time with them and I came down over 3 hours ago and he's been sat there on his iPad with his headphones on and barely said 2 ****ing words to me awehawe

What's the ****ing point

U ain't man until u cume

Basically this guy got all bent out of shape because his mug got broken, because it was balanced badly on the draining board. It fell off randomly while I was getting some water and I was like "ok" and put it on the side so that whoever's mug it was would find it okay. I meant to mention in the group chat but I was up early and late already and I forgot

And he was going schitz and saying "OWN UP WHOEVER DID THIS!!" and I'm like "dude it fell off, blame whoever stacked it there" (it was him) and he started trying to lecture me about being an adult and being responsible and I'm like ok kid. Because I should totally take lessons about adulthood from the dude who sits in his room firing his toy guns at imaginary enemies

Dude you had a job for a bit big deal. I've lived on my own before, and just because you get the big cume after years of being a loser you think you're the big responsible man

At least I don't punch cupboards out of anger when I drop a fork

I'm Scribble, and this is the story of how I got murdered.

haermm

I'd report him to the government so they can put him on their 'watch list' tbh

Or use him and subliminally suggest he goes to kill trump

Not a bad idea

Or I could just bait him into punching me so I can get him kicked out of the house

That would work.

Then SUE him!

He likes bad jokes

So I guess it'd be

The final pun(ch)