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Originally posted by Scribble
I just sent it to my agent, he wants to speak to you. We're talking six figures here at least

I won't get out of bed for less than 8

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine

haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I won't get out of bed for less than 8

Why did Alex try to kill himself

Silly

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine

Does massaging your boobs prevent breast cancer?

There doesn't need to be a season 2

I finished lock up first timers 👇

Originally posted by Scribble
It's a 6pm reservation at Dorsia

Oh kinda

I'll wear my new boots

Power boots pigglediva

Tho my sister said I looked like Peter Pan so now I feel self conscious about wearing them 🙁

Gotta get up in 6 hours slide

eat

I'm hungry

But no.

NO FOOD PIGGLE.

You will restrain yourself

eat

Salem is ignoring me dog

Burn the witch