If you're the morning Ax then you can chop down my morning wood
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Not sure whether that's a compliment, a proposition or an insult
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or if you just gave me permission to chop off your dick because i'm up for all of it
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Tbh we'd get a lot of like buttons getting smashed if we uploaded it to the YouTubes so sure
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i hope someday more people watch my youtube but i think people just aren't watching youtube anymore it's a dying industry it looks like
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If you chop your own cock off you'll get mad views
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my dick is insured so i can't do it myself it'd look too fishy
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as a comedian with stage fright, i make youtube videos instead
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is that sad? maybe
but at least i have a pretty face and a sweet voice
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eat a richard
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I bet you could learn to do standup stuff even with stage fright, even big-name comedians probably get stage fright even after years of practise
Plus doing standup could increase your viewership for your videos
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Yeah the whole YouTuber thing is kinda dying off because like nowadays it's just all these kids being annoying
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please dont do that ever again
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anyone else think that the reason fidget spinners are such a huge thing now is because we're all just powering a large battery like in that rick and morty episode
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i just want to skip all the hard work part of becoming a comedian and get right to being loved by everyone is that so much to ****ing ask