Van Helsing vs Blade

Started by dadudemon3 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Blade wins in a second now? haermm

Why is it "now"?

Lemme show you that there's nothing new about this "second" thing you think is new:

Originally posted by dadudemon
Blade wins without even trying....

The fight ends in less than a second with Blade doing a fancy spinning sword sheathing type of move, like he has done in the movies....all before VH's head falls to the floor.

He then walks away and the rest of VH's body, having been cut into many pieces, falls apart into a fleshy mass onto the floor.

Blade puts his shades back on. Scene fades to credits.

The end.

Emphasis added to show where I said "second".

You know what this means? It means you have to suck it. AHA! 😆

OK calm down......

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK calm down......
You're just jealous because I can touch bewbz any day of the week. awesome

Seriously dude, cool it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Seriously dude, cool it.

😐

Are you....really...upset about this? 😐

crylaugh No, you moosetwit crylaugh

I was messin with ya haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
crylaugh No, you moosetwit crylaugh

I was messin with ya haermm

Unforgivable. weep

pile of monkey nuts haermm

Couple of ****, you two.

Aw, lookit the little phobe.

Originally posted by Robtard
Couple of ****, you two.

I figured you'd bo very happy to see RJ pwned with the "seconds" thing. There's just no pleasing you.

*sigh*

🙁

Rob is just jealous of our hetero man love.