Imagine you lived in the Marvel/DC/Wildstrom/Darkstorm etc. universe.

Started by willRules2 pages
Originally posted by nimbus006
Not when the Wand of Watoomb is providing a force field for the Sanctum Sanctorum Mexican Grill.

I learnt the hard way that you aren't allowed to get your "Wand of Watoomb" out at a restaurant. It goes against health and safety laws.

Oh you mean an actual wand....

Originally posted by willRules
I learnt the hard way that you aren't allowed to get your "Wand of Watoomb" out at a restaurant. It goes against health and safety laws.

Oh you mean an actual wand....

Did I say WANG!?!?

I meant wand! 🙂

Originally posted by nimbus006
[B]Sanctum Sanctorum Mexican Grill

Burritos

Doom's Treachery : A benign looking Burrito with the regulars. Your choice of steak, chicken or ground beef, cheese, rice, Latverian black beans, lettuce, tomato and sour cream. However, beware this is no ordinary burrito, it packs a punch with a combination of crushed chili peppers, jalapenos, and our special extra spicy Von Doom sauce.

Hulk Smash : A large round shaped bulky burrito packed with two times as much steak, chicken or ground beef, cheese, rice, pinto beans, lettuce, green tomato, green tomatillo sauce and enough guacamole to turn you into the Hulk himself.

Sorcerer Supreme : A burrito in the shape of Agamotto's eye filled with our mild carne asada marinated in Watoomb garlic-lime seasoning. Add your choice of Vishanti mushrooms, cheese, grilled onions, green, yellow, and red peppers, chili peppers, lettuce, tomato, and Wong's secret chili sauce.

Quesadillas

Captain Amexicana : A simple and classic large quesadilla in the shape of a shield with a burger paddy, american cheese, lettuce, tomato, and our classic american southwest chipotle sauce. The outside of the quesadilla is in the design of Captain America's shield.

Mjolnir's Wrath : A hammer shaped quesadilla made with a golden flour tortilla grown only in Asgard loaded with Balder's spicy shredded beef, sliced mushrooms, tomato, grilled onions, and blessed with Odin's Thunder; a creamy avocado ranch dressing with a secret ingredient.

Tacos

Imperius Rex : Four small flour or corn tortillas filled with a combination of seafood including baked scallop bits, deep fried white fish, rock shrimp, and crab mix with spicy mayo crunchy tortilla strips, lettuce, tomato, topped with our special Namorian tobiko sauce.

Titan's Tacos : Two giant flour or corn Death Tacos (made from Blue corn) filled with Lime Chicken, Infinity beans (combination of black, pinto, and kidney beans), lettuce, chopped green onions, tomato, fresh salsa and Thanos's lime-cilantro dressing.

Soups

Punisher's Fury : A mexican style soup loaded with ammunition including 12 gauge ground steak, pinto bullet and kidney beans, teardrop tomatoes, calibrated corn, c4 chilies, black and green grenade olives. Flavored with chopped onions, dry taco and ranch seasoning mixes topped with Castle's scoped sour cream grated cheese and chopped scallions. Served with an extra clip of bread.

Ronan's Revenge : A delicious Chili stew with enough Kree ground Turkey and beans to fill the heartiest of stomachs. It's flavored with chopped onions, chili sauce, ground black pepper, salt, a touch of tobasco sauce, and of course the Univeral Weapon; a mountain of cheddar cheese to top it off. [/B]

I can't believe no one has any opinions concerncing the deliciousness that is this menu.

If the bathroom could talk or type I'm sure it would have an opinion

Originally posted by steverules_2
If the bathroom could talk or type I'm sure it would have an opinion

The toilets would all be flushing with joy. 🙂

Originally posted by nimbus006
I can't believe no one has any opinions concerncing the deliciousness that is this menu.

I think you put a lot of thought into it - it's great. 👆

Originally posted by roughrider
I think you put a lot of thought into it - it's great. 👆

Seconded. ✅