Superman vs. Goku

Started by Placidity3 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Prep time shmep time. Luthor devised a trap and Supes took the bait.

Yea so Lex got prep, and he wouldn't be able to beat Superman in a fight. So you were saying?

Reality, though, Lex would have prep.

Lex is a "prepper". To gimp Lex of his greatest asset, his mind and manipulative abilities, would be retarded, imo.

However, Goku STILL gets his ass utter kicked. This is a spite thread, imo.

word up.

The new DB movie is a pathetic waste of time and film. Supes FTW with no problem at all.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
word up.

lol word up yourself. You called Superman a pussy for losing to Lex Luthor in a "fight".

It wasn't even a Lex Vs Superman fight to begin with, Lex had his goons kick Superman's ass first and then hold him so Lex could shank.

So all Lex did was outsmart him with the kyrptonite, which still failed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The fact that Superman has the powers that he has, durh he can beat a Jedi. About the only guy who can beat him is Hancock.

Prep time shmep time. Luthor devised a trap and Supes took the bait.

Hancock would not get one win off Superman.

/Instigates

No reason to believe that, as they have a similar power-set.

Originally posted by Placidity
lol word up yourself. You called Superman a pussy for losing to Lex Luthor in a "fight".
When Lex and his flunkies were kicking the shit outta Supes, he was a pussy. Put Rob, Me, TH, or any other regular Joe in that same situation and we do a WHOLE lot better.

Originally posted by Robtard
No reason to believe that, as they have a similar power-set.
Only Superman's feats are much higher.

The Thing has a similar powerset to the Juggernaut, but Juggernaut would completely dominate Thing in every way shape or form considering although possessing similar powersets, Juggernaut's capabilities with it is much grander.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Only Superman's feats are much higher.

Not really, chief.

Superman has once weakness, kryptonite. Hancock has one weakness, white women.

Bullets bounce off Superman. Bullets bounce off Hancock

Superman lifted an Island, Hancock carved up the moon.

Superman might have faster flight though, as we don't know exactly how long it took Hancock to fly to the Moon, carve a gigantic heart into it and then fly back, but reason dictates it was less than a day total.

Edit: Hancock also felt heat, but it's inconclusive if it just more than a minor inconvenience to him, as he was physically fine.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not really, chief.

Superman has once weakness, kryptonite. Hancock has one weakness, white women.

Bullets bounce off Superman. Bullets bounce off Hancock

Superman lifted an Island, Hancock carved up the moon.

Superman might have faster flight though, as we don't know exactly how long it took Hancock to fly to the Moon, carve a gigantic heart into it and then fly back, but reason dictates it was less than a day total.

White women are a weakness to all black men.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not really, chief.

Superman has once weakness, kryptonite. Hancock has one weakness, white women.

Bullets bounce off Superman. Bullets bounce off Hancock

Superman lifted an Island, Hancock carved up the moon.

Superman might have faster flight though, as we don't know exactly how long it took Hancock to fly to the Moon, carve a gigantic heart into it and then fly back, but reason dictates it was less than a day total.

Superman lifted an island that was more like a miniature continent while being surrounded by Kryptonite with Kryptonite jabbed in him, and Hancock stopped a train. You have no idea how long it took Hancock to "carve" the moon(and where do you see that? Looks more like paint to me), and carving the moon...Well it would not be that difficult for someone of Hancock's strength at all given enough time.

Superman was so fast he appeared to be in multiple places around the world at once. That shits on all of Hancock's speed feats, Hancock was severely lacking in the reflex speed department.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Superman lifted an island that was more like a miniature continent while being surrounded by Kryptonite with Kryptonite jabbed in him, and Hancock stopped a train. You have no idea how long it took Hancock to "carve" the moon(and where do you see that? Looks more like paint to me), and carving the moon...Well it would not be that difficult for someone of Hancock's strength at all given enough time.

Superman was so fast he appeared to be in multiple places around the world at once. That shits on all of Hancock's speed feats, Hancock was severely lacking in the reflex speed department.

Well, if we apply reason, when he called Bateman to tell him what he did, Bateman looked up and was surprised, so if it took longer than a day in total, it's reasonable that Bateman would have known about it before Hancock called (while back on Earth), as it would have been all over the news etc. Again, you have to apply reason.

It was an Island, you can call it a "miniature continent" if you like.

Yeah, like I said, Superman might (most likely, really) fly faster, Hancock's flight speed is inconclusive, but see about "applying reason to the moon feat" above.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Superman lifted an island that was more like a miniature continent while being surrounded by Kryptonite with Kryptonite jabbed in him, and Hancock stopped a train. You have no idea how long it took Hancock to "carve" the moon(and where do you see that? Looks more like paint to me), and carving the moon...Well it would not be that difficult for someone of Hancock's strength at all given enough time.

Superman was so fast he appeared to be in multiple places around the world at once. That shits on all of Hancock's speed feats, Hancock was severely lacking in the reflex speed department.

Meteor man pwns them both.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When Lex and his flunkies were kicking the shit outta Supes, he was a pussy. Put Rob, Me, TH, or any other regular Joe in that same situation and we do a WHOLE lot better.

Do you know what kryptonite is... 😕

Originally posted by Placidity
Do you know what kryptonite is... 😕
Yes, and so did Lex, apparently.

You people take shit quite seriously.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You people take shit quite seriously.
I take my shits very seriously. Lots of fiber makes it easier.

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, if we apply reason, when he called Bateman to tell him what he did, Bateman looked up and was surprised, so if it took longer than a day in total, it's reasonable that Bateman would have known about it before Hancock called (while back on Earth), as it would have been all over the news etc. Again, you have to apply reason.

It was an Island, you can call it a "miniature continent" if you like.

Yeah, like I said, Superman might (most likely, really) fly faster, Hancock's flight speed is inconclusive, but see about "applying reason to the moon feat" above.

Less than a day? Sure, why not?Still nowhere near as fast as Superman has shown to be. And we do not know how he painted that either.

Okay. How's about "an incredibly large island?"

The moon feat even if done in twelve hours would not be as fast as Superman.