Roland!

Originally posted by Röland
No. This is my sex face.

dgrin

Sweet, your sex face looks like David Alan Grier

i dont see it

me either.. but thanks for that weird visual while I'm secksin roland now awehawe

haermm racist

Originally posted by Scythe

laughcry

Originally posted by Mairuzu
haermm racist

Why I never! Haha.

A bit of scalp wax, or Vaseline on that bald smooth head of his, and you're good to go. Just make sure he wears a snorkel. smurph

my best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
he carries them all over the town at least he tries
oh look it stopped snowing
my best friend's from Poland and um, he has a beard
but they caught him with his case in a public place
that is what we had feared

he severed segments secretly, you like that?
he always had the time to speak with me I liked him for that
he severed segments so secretly, you like that
he always took the time
he always took the time

c'mon now pussycat

my best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
he carries them all over the town at least he tries
oh look it stopped snowing
my best friend's from Poland and um, he has a beard
but they caught him with his case in a public place
that is what we had feared

he severed segments secretly you like that
he always had the time to speak with me I liked him for that
he severed segments so secretly, you like that
he was growing on me
he was growing on me

Originally posted by Mairuzu
my best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
he carries them all over the town at least he tries
oh look it stopped snowing
my best friend's from Poland and um, he has a beard
but they caught him with his case in a public place
that is what we had feared

he severed segments secretly, you like that?
he always had the time to speak with me I liked him for that
he severed segments so secretly, you like that
he always took the time
he always took the time

c'mon now pussycat

my best friend's a butcher, he has sixteen knives
he carries them all over the town at least he tries
oh look it stopped snowing
my best friend's from Poland and um, he has a beard
but they caught him with his case in a public place
that is what we had feared

he severed segments secretly you like that
he always had the time to speak with me I liked him for that
he severed segments so secretly, you like that
he was growing on me
he was growing on me

Originally posted by Mairuzu
edit: this is like the 1000th "Roland" thread drylaugh

You can thank Ax3l, Mist and I for that. KMC's greatest day = Roland face day.

I prefer Kramass

Originally posted by mitchum
I prefer Kramass

Yeah that was pretty good.

Originally posted by Kostabot
A bit of scalp wax, or Vaseline on that bald smooth head of his, and you're good to go. Just make sure he wears a snorkel. smurph

crylaugh

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dude
You: I need to talk
You: My best friend just got arrested
Stranger: hi~what's up
You: For killing loads of people
You: over 4 years
You: he's a suspect in a murder case
Stranger: oh~i am sorry to hear that
You: yeah, he got caught with his 16 knives in a public place
You: but he always took the time to talk to me
You: so I liked him for that
Stranger: whera are you from?
You: you know?
You: US
Stranger: oh, i don't know what to say
You: I know I just had to tell someone
You: it's pretty hard
Stranger: but everything gona be ok
You: I hope so. I can't really believe Roland (my friend) would kill people
You: it doesn't make sense
You: he was from poland and um he had a beard
Stranger: my english is just soso~so i don't know what to say to comfort you~
You: Where you from?
Stranger: china
You: ah, nice area
You: I'm gonna have to go give a atatement to the police now, seeya
You: thanks
Stranger: good luck
You: cheers
You have disconnected.

Everyone in this thread knows. stoned

hai