deadpool walked out of his room and down the hall with a mighty yawn, surprising he was already fully dressed(see picture below).
"man, where does the time go, it feels like somebody pushed the skip button on my remote for the last months" he said to no body in perticular, except the inevitable reader of this post.
he walked down the hall and downstairs for some eats.
There were a little more prinnys then usual around the place but were either guarding certain spots, moving what needs to be moved, cleaning what ever was needed to be cleaned, and fixing what needs to be fixed.
Etna was in her room playing video games, she had been playing all night playing a certain popular final fantasy in her tv and trying to finish it. She reaches in potato chip bag and threw some in her mouth. Through out the month she trained a part of her time, but was mostly laying around lazy like this or teasing the other team members.
Techna also trained threw out the month, either alone with her guns and metal tricks or with Date running from state to state to get faster and other types of training for speedsters. For now she was in the game room relaxing and playing Samurai Warriors with Date, ironically the game has Masamune himself as one of the characters.
Iris helped the prinnys clean the place whenever she saw they needed help. Hang out with some the members of the team including Skaar every now and then, to talk about religion or anything. She visited the nearby church near Asgardian whenever she needed to and became quite popular around the area there. Right now she was just idly sweeping the floor in the dining hall.
"What do you think Sue?Any growth at all?I've been running laps and lifting everyday in human form."Sue looked at the pale skin of Jen.She might have added about an inche to her arm in muscle."Well maybe you should turn into your hulk form.I'm sure then we'll notice the change.Look on the bright side.If you don't I'll just place an heavier force on you when your doing push ups."The now green SHe-Hulk gave her friend an blank gaze.She surly had packed on some more muscle.Her arms had been given an bit more mass to them along with her legs.She turned to an mirror and looked over fiber of her being."Well guess no need for your force bubbles,wall whatever.Come on.Lets find something to do that's worthy of our time."Both women headed of their rooms and began to walk around
Wade walked by iris
"watchya up to bible nerd?" he asked as he looked for some food, for some reason he couldn't find anything to eat. just having one of those moments where theres a bunch of food to eat, but nothing you want to eat. but uhm to fill in his month, he mostly spent time teaching harkin the way of deadpool, took a couple random contracts, went to a reunion of 'Deadpool/Agent X' comic book characters, watched tv with his big mothaf*cking tv he recently got, bugged thor, and worked out on a regular basis
he finally found a ferret running round and decided he was feeling like ferret today fo he quicklly caught it started preparing it to eat.
"the usually, maybe give thor a wedgie later or something, but today i got a job around midnight so other than that just doing my own things" he told her as he turned the fryer on. Unlike everybody else though (to his own knowledge) knew Carter didn't just up and leave to 'find hiis way' because he knew he couldn't teleport all that far by himself, knew he wouldn't say goodbye, would take some of his stuf, and definately wouldn't leave the Evil Deadmobile behind. This led to him being very suspicous and atleast once a week went out to try and get information out of people who mind know who or what could have taken Carter, and why. So far he hadn't made much progress and was contemplating giving up until something comes up to re-open the case.
The next month has proven quite successful for Sean. His family grew and grew. Of all of his children, he chose a special four to receive the further benefits of his blessing. They would serve as his warriors to help usher in the new era of peace and strength. His right hand was chosen to be none other than Steel Phoenix. He was naturally one to seek more power and prove his strength so there was no doubt in Sean's mind that he would serve faithfully and lay down his own life if Sean demands it. He could've healed his hand for him, or he could've made it even better.
Through a few surgeries and genetic alteration he was able to make him and his hand more deadly. He had the power to not only drain the chi from those around him and an Iron Fist depending on the successor, but also the power to drain their energy, their nutrients and leave them famished and withered. Carter had his strength increased to 35 tons, he was faster, smarter and more deadly and became proficient with a Skrull/Kree hybrid war hammer. Samson received a tremendous increase in his strength, he was packing punches that held over 150 tons of strength, he was more durable and given a pair of celestial spiked gauntlets that were capable of negating any healing factor. The newly acquired 4th was very special to him. She was a powerful telepath and when you add Sean's blessing she was able to spread poison and decay across the globe or in the mind.
Their first move as a team was successful and they had the one known as Vulcan on the ropes and retreating back to Earth to seek help from those you would least expect. Sean knew that this wasn't the right moment to follow up. Gabriel would die soon enough but first he wanted him to gather the rest of his family before passing judgment amongst them. Sean's true base resided in Cairo, Egypt inside of a pyramid he had his followers erect from pure adamantium. On the outside it looked like a plain metal pyramid but on the inside it was highly advanced and it's complexity even rivaled Fury's usual bases. From here they spent the prior week gaining the attention of the world.
Over time Date and Techna continued having fun and hanging out. She taught him how to play video games and he was shocked when he saw someone named after him in Samurai Warriors 1 and 2. Him and Techna continued to sleep together (Nonsexually) during the nights he gained the courage to ask her via alcohol. He was becoming dependent on the drinks to be a man around her and it would soon take it's toll on him and their friendship if he didn't stop.
During the present time right now, the TV in the dining room could be heard and the news was on.
"Hello, I'm Josh Guzman reporting for Channel 5 news. In recent news there has seemed to be a growing epidemic scaling the entire globe. People are getting sick and appear to be very lithe despite claims of healthy diets and exercise. The symptoms have seemed to be the same everywhere, from New York all the way to Italy. Over 4,000 have died from this mysterious disease which appeared but only a week ago. Yet another war has broken out between two nations which leaves the entire continent of Africa at war with itself, France vs Belgium and now Switzerland vs Finland. More and more people in Australia have died from malnutrition and starvation bringing their death toll up to 8,923. To top all of this off there have been more reports of unsolved murders in South America have been reported. This reporter doesn't know what is going on, but he prays that God may have mercy on our souls."
At the same time Sean was watching this as well and laughed out loud. "Ha, foolish mortal, he thinks Yahweh can save them? Your lord is nothing when compared against me and his son is even more of a joke. Once I have Iris I will break down the gates and slaughter all of his angels and cast their broken skulls at his feet. Can you hear me Yahweh? Your weakness has left a stench on this world, the humans seek false hope from someone who projects himself to be all powerful. Watch my friend as I give Iris the gift of true meaning."
Miria while waiting watched the Channel 5 news with distress. She adjusted her suit by the collar as she both watched and listened intently. It did not take someone of her education and intelligence to figure out that things like this did not happen on random. She was 41 years old, she had been around long enough to sense wrong when there is such a jump in deaths. 'Miria Cox'. When her name was then called out, she powered down the television with the remote that laid on the table next to her and she walked into the room that just now had its doors opened.
She studied the crowd of people that sat by the long, rectangular table and she forced a smile on her face. Her equipment at the front had already been prepared and she was handed the remote that would move from one picture to another on the overhead. As she then stood before the group, she took a deep breath and began.
"I am Miria Cox. Friedrich Nietzsche once said 'I cannot believe in a God who wants to ...-'"
Miria Cox started the conference with a quote from one of many wise men. She had always believed that starting with an intriguing quote was a good way to grab the attention of the crowd. So she now had. She went on about how she viewed the world and at more than one occasion did she reference famous people from history. So what was she doing? It was simple. She messed with the heads of some of the high positioned people in this company, as she was hired by their boss to do. What did she do for a living?
She was nothing more than a simple psychologist for hire. Her prominent name was hired from one company to the other and she was requested to deal with many intense matters, such as racism, sexism, Nazism or even homophobia. Of course, those were the extreme cases. She were also asked simply to help people attain a new way of thinking, sometimes she came with lessons on how to sell more, or how to treat employees better. This time however, it was about leadership.
After a two hour session, Miria had ran out of both pictures and words. She had gone through the things she had been hired to do. For now, there was nothing more to say. She simply smiled at the people who picked up their briefcases and began exiting the room. There was the occasional handshake, pat on the back and nod, which she gladly returned. Once everyone had left the room, she began packing her own equipment. She had no more appointments today, so she would head home now.
Skaar stood in the dining hall, he was in his human-like form as he stood far away from the TV. He had learned what it was and lots of other things about earth technology but didn't need to hear the news about the world. He could feel it, the old power within the earth cried out to him as he saw many of the deaths flash before his eyes. He tried to look deeper into the Earth but something was blocking him from seeing those responsible he assumed whoever was doing this knew all about the old-power. He sighed and walked over to Iris and deadpool, he looked at them with sad eyes. He thought he was almost ready to face his father but with the new problem he new it would have to wait. "Your planet weeps to me, I hear it for a while now it is crying out in pain. You are priestess can't you do something?"
Originally posted by The big EH
he finally found a ferret running round and decided he was feeling like ferret today fo he quicklly caught it started preparing it to eat.
"the usually, maybe give thor a wedgie later or something, but today i got a job around midnight so other than that just doing my own things" he told her as he turned the fryer on. Unlike everybody else though (to his own knowledge) knew Carter didn't just up and leave to 'find hiis way' because he knew he couldn't teleport all that far by himself, knew he wouldn't say goodbye, would take some of his stuf, and definately wouldn't leave the Evil Deadmobile behind. This led to him being very suspicous and atleast once a week went out to try and get information out of people who mind know who or what could have taken Carter, and why. So far he hadn't made much progress and was contemplating giving up until something comes up to re-open the case.
Necrotia was walking about with Antubis by her side. He had come and gone over the past month. She had learned a lot from him too. But for now they were just enjoying eachothers company. Nothing like hanging out with past friends.
"*What could be causing this?Nothing could effect anything this much on an scale such as this.*"Sue's deep blue eyes showed an hint of sadness."I'm calling Reed"Over this past month the two had spoken everyday.She waited while pacing up an down for Reed to answer.Was he already on his way to find her or had they gone to find out what was going on.Still no answer after countless rings.Johnny would be next."I hope they havn't went off to see what is causing this crisis.Come on Johnny!!""You've reachedthe cell of Johnny Storm,Human Torch.I'm not able to talk now but ladies if you leave you name,number,and address I'll be sure to call you back.Oh and if this is Ben stop calling you dork.I've told you dressing up in drag dosn't make you cook cupcakes any better.Sara Lee"Sue pulled the phone from her ear.Guess she walked right into that one.The last of the team was next.The Thing was her last hope."Ello?Johnny you sure this is how you work this thing?""Moron just speak in...okay okay.geez"Hey umm where was I?Oh yeah You've reach the phone of..."Sue walked over to an chair and sat down."No luck Sue?"Sue glared back up at She-Hulk with an what do you think type look.She-Hulk gave an quick shrug and headed deeper into the dinning hall.She noticed several other team mates."Morning guys.How did you sleep?"
"My team mates are up. Shall we go say good morning?" Necro reached down and gave him a scratch behind the ear. Antubis raised his head. "If that is what you want." She sighed, trying to comb his fur with her fingers. "Goodness... You're bed head is funny." She bent over his at the waist. "It kinda makes you look like..." Antubis glaired at her. "Dont say it." Necro's voice got softer. "Like..." He growled. "Dont say it." She was only mouthing the word now. "Like..." There was a pause as Antubis waited to see what she would do. She said it. "An aardvark." He growled. "She said it!" Necro laughed and ran into the dinning hall. Antubis ran after her for a while, but then grew bored fo chasing her and descided just to walk in. She grabbed Wade and hid behind him as Antubis walked through the door. She was still grinning. It was an old joke between the two, which is why Antubis didnt mind her taunting.
wade looked down at her
"what are you doing...you want some ferret?" he asked her showing her the nicely cooked ferret meat on his plate.
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carter stood behind sean, he was also watching the news reports on their progress. he had changed considerably, and what was now his concious very much liked it, he found himself wanting to kill, a lot. he watched the tv, he was envious of all the killing the other three got to do, spreading plagues and famine, he wished he could kill more. despite all this former feeling for people seemed to grow, he for some reason found himself somewhat in love with iris, although it was more what she was going to do, instead of being in love with the actual person.
"when will i get to kill more weaklings?" he asked sean, clearly anxious to do so.
(hope that's alright for carter)
Iris was shocked as she watched the news, It had stunned her enough to forget she was holding a broom which she easily dropped. Once it rattled on the floor she broke out of her blank expression. She looked at Skaar with a terrified face, she saw a good amount of the team was here so she decided to say what was in her mind. She walked around and found the remote for the tv, thank the lord for Tivo. She rewind the cable and went back on the news
"Hello, I'm Josh Guzman reporting for Channel 5 news. In recent news there has seemed to be a growing epidemic scaling the entire globe. People are getting sick and appear to be very lithe despite claims of healthy diets and exercise. The symptoms have seemed to be the same everywhere, from New York all the way to Italy. Over 4,000 have died from this mysterious disease which appeared but only a week ago
Iris paused it.
Pestilence...
Played it again
Yet another war has broken out between two nations which leaves the entire continent of Africa at war with itself, France vs Belgium and now Switzerland vs Finland.
War
More and more people in Australia have died from malnutrition and starvation bringing their death toll up to 8,923.
Famine...
To top all of this off there have been more reports of unsolved murders in South America have been reported.
Death!
She looked at the others with a sad look on her face, she's probably confusing them with this. Guys...The Apocalypse is coming, Amagedeon, The end of the world! She frowned. Good and Evil will battle one last time. And God will come and take those without sin, kill off the rest! We all should do our confessions now and repent!. Iris looked ready to cry Oh no...We've been hanging around with two people who think their gods, and a demon. We should kill them off or we will... She stopped, there's no way we can take on those three. Thor was just to strong, and adding that power with Herc and Etna... She has seen Thor'spower threw out the month. She cannot be here any longer. She left to go to her room, she needs to get her stuff fast.
As she left, the tivo unpaused the tv she left it on and the cable continued the news of where she left it off.
This reporter doesn't know what is going on, but he prays that God may have mercy on our souls."
The cable and Tivo malfunctioned, and looped that one bit over and over and even zoomed in everytime he said God.
This reporter doesn't know what is going on, but he prays that God may have mercy on our souls."
Sue stood up.She followed Iris. wait up Iris.We've been placed with the likes of Thor,Herc,and Etna.Though I totally disagree with their status they belive has it not happened that sometimes you must pair up with an lower evil to stop an greater one?Think of it like this.You sin right Iris and yet angels still help you at times?"Sue looked over she shoulders to see if anyone was coming."I understand what's going on and we will be fine."
She shook her head quickly at Sue. If you did understand...then you would go to the nearest church. She stepped back from Sue. I have sined for far to long and must leave. I do not agree with working with those who think they're gods and demons. She teared a little, she has grown to like this group through out the month, just ignoring and avoiding those three when she can. I've never met an angel before...I have dreams but...no angel... Iris was starting to look terrified. She turned to leave and went for her room.
Iris found her diary and decided to write about the apocalypse real quick. She got important stuff including her diary, bible, some holy water, and rations in her backpack. As she walked by a mirror, the shape of a wing can be seen slightly in a see-threw image like a ghost on Iris's back but quickly vanishing. Iris finally got ready and left her room without noticing the mirror in a hurry to leave Asgard.
"Iris why would God punish his child for doing good an trying to save these souls?Jesus is holy and yet he didn't come for those who was already perfect in their own eyes but for those who were sinners.Don't judgethis group Iris.DOn't forget your holyness is as filthy rags before the king."By the time Sue had finished she was gone.Church would be an good idea at this point.So Sue headed toward the gates of Asgard
Skaar had begun to follow Iris and waited outside of her room as she got her stuff. When she rushed out quickly he picked up pace to walk beside her. He was still in his human-like form and his large sword seemed to be bigger then his whole body. "If you must leave, let me go with you. I can feel the problem in the earth it self. I'm sure I can be of help if you are going to try to stop it" He wanted to see if he could help, also didn't want her to end up getting hurt trying to do it alone.
Scott heard everything that was going on and found it hard to believe that THE Apocalypse was near, after all it wasn't even the year 2012. Iris was simply delusional and needed to get her head on straight. Furthermore this delusion was spreading as Sue referred to Thor, Hercules and Etna as lesser evils and denying their godhood. "Aw come on Sue, they are Gods, not evil. I don't want to anger Thor in his own home." Scott was a little uneasy knowing the short temper Thor had when one would challenge his Godhood.
Near outside of Asgard crashed a beaten mutant, one that was fleeing from the attack on the Shi'Ar Empire. He was pretty beat and bruised.
Back inside Asgard Date was playing Samurai Warriors 2 with Techna and he was surprised to see that his name reached such a medium. The character wasn't completely accurate but there were a few things he liked about him.
Necrotia shook her head. "Ummm... Thats ok.. I don't eat weasle." Was ferret even safe to eat? She didn't think they were for eating. Wait.... Where did he get a ferret?
Antubis walked over and sniffed at the meat. He could smell disease all over it. "I wouldn't if I were you, friend." Necro frpowned. "Something wrong?" Antubis stood so he could see the plate. "Unless he wants to be seriously racked up for a couple days, then I wouldn't concern yourself." Ants appeared on the meat.
