Marvel Seduction Challenge 1 - Nightcrawler

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Marvel Seduction Challenge 1 - Nightcrawler

Specified person will live with each of the ladies from the list below one month on uninhabited island, pupulated with dinosaurs ('cause everything is better with them).
Each of the ladies will be stripped from all her powers that will allow her leave the island (excluding boats ))) ) or summon anybody.
So, for all intents and purposes they will live one month together on the island with dinosaurs. So yeah. )))
Each "try" for all intents and purposes is happening in parallel universe. They have no connection whatsoever.

Can our man find his way to the lady's bed?

Meet our contestant: Kurt Wagner, Nightcrawler!!!

1) Wanda Maximoff
2) She-Hulk
3) Spider-Woman
4) Black Widow
5) Storm (she just killed T'Challa for bad complement about her hair by ripping his heart and then roasting corpse with the lightning) - not married
6) Mary Jane Watson - current
7) Carol Danvers
8) Jessica Jones (divorced with Cage)
9) Rachel Summers - depowered for duration
10) Sue Storm - her memory of Rid Richards was erased. Also, depowered

It all depends on whether or not the ladies would be willing to be with/sleep with/be touched by a blue skinned, fork tailed, three fingered, two/three toed freak. 😬

You're just envying him because of the fact he's more sexy that you'll ever be.

Re: Marvel Seduction Challenge 1 - Nightcrawler

1) Wanda Maximoff - Too crazy. Kurt gets no vagina action here.
2) She-Hulk - Huge whore. She gives it up to him nightly.
3) Spider-Woman - See above.
4) Black Widow - See above.
5) Storm - Nah, they're too much in the 'friends' category to become lovers.
6) Mary Jane Watson - She ****s Parker's goofy ass, don't she?
7) Carol Danvers - Huge whore. See #2.
8) Jessica Jones (divorced with Cage) - No way she sleeps with him. Black dick >>> smurf dick.
9) Rachel Summers - Huge whore. See #2.
10) Sue Storm - Yeah, I could see her falling for Kurt's sensitive side. She does him, too.

Smurf dick?

Demon dick.

He's the son of Satan and Mystique.

Originally posted by Enyalus
1) Wanda Maximoff - Too crazy. Kurt gets no vagina action here.
2) She-Hulk - Huge whore. She gives it up to him nightly.
3) Spider-Woman - See above.
4) Black Widow - See above.
5) Storm - Nah, they're too much in the 'friends' category to become lovers.
6) Mary Jane Watson - She ****s Parker's goofy ass, don't she?
7) Carol Danvers - Huge whore. See #2.
8) Jessica Jones (divorced with Cage) - No way she sleeps with him. Black dick >>> smurf dick.
9) Rachel Summers - Huge whore. See #2.
10) Sue Storm - Yeah, I could see her falling for Kurt's sensitive side. She does him, too.

She and kurt had a kid in a different universe. Talking about Scarlet

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
She and kurt had a kid in a different universe. Talking about Scarlet

Don't care. Current Wanda isn't giving it up for anyone except maybe her brother. Incestuous **** that she is.

Nah, MJ and Parker aren't together now. Like, at all.

So what does that tells us?

Originally posted by Survivor19
Nah, MJ and Parker aren't together now. Like, at all.

So what does that tells us?


That she finally got tired of him lasting 26 seconds tops.

The incest thing was only in Ultimates. I say Wanda gives it up.

Kurt will bed all of them, even Storm.

Chick's dig the fuzzy dude!

if she-hulk is stripped of her power's, then she reverts to jen walters.

He said stripped of powers to leave the island, so she just can't jump anymore. Besides, she doesn't need to have her power taken, she can only jump so far, and even if she gets a running start, there's nothing around for her to jump to.

Can she leap from island to main land with her powers?

You don't usually have uninhabited islands near anything, so I doubt it.

Especially ones with dinasaurs. )))

Originally posted by Enyalus
Don't care. Current Wanda isn't giving it up for anyone except maybe her brother. Incestuous **** that she is.

Current as in dead or Ultimate Wanda as in dead?

Originally posted by Wei Phoenix
Current as in dead or Ultimate Wanda as in dead?

Quiet. Loki wouldn't **** Kurt, either.

Current as in not dead at all, see that avengers issue with Hawkeye or Endangered Species.

Kurt would bed 616 Wanda, Ultimate Wanda only has eyes for Pietro.

Originally posted by Warrior18
It all depends on whether or not the ladies would be willing to be with/sleep with/be touched by a blue skinned, fork tailed, three fingered, two/three toed freak. 😬

I'm pretty sure there are at least some girls who are into that

I mean, furries exist and all