Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL
Will you be there over our smoking corpses offering us a cigarette going "Are you alright Keithy...?"
Sadako's done himself a mischief.
Looks like someone didn't get their stovies and Irn Bru today...
Irn Bru is good for one thing. Hangovers.
Stovies I only have in the winter.
Originally posted by Robtard
Well **** me sideways, Jaden. Square Slice then?Work with me here, because I'm running out of Scot foods/knowledge.
Well go with the cliche...Haggis, neeps and tatties.
Or as is famous aroond these parts...The mighty Wallace's "Peh" (named after William)
Then again. For the more modern conneissuer of Scottish food, you could always go with the other cliche of a deep friend mars bar (although to this day i've still never seen anyone eat one)
Originally posted by jaden101
Well go with the cliche...Haggis, neeps and tatties.Or as is famous aroond these parts...The mighty Wallace's "Peh" (named after William)
Then again. For the more modern conneissuer of Scottish food, you could always go with the other cliche of a deep friend mars bar (although to this day i've still never seen anyone eat one)
I was avoiding Haggis, as to not sound cliche. Every American who's seen 'So I Married An Axe Murderer' seems to think they know all things Scottish, because of that (somewhat funny) movie.
Hmmm, going to Virginia in about 3 weeks, they deep fry Snickers bars there, might be similar.
Originally posted by Robtard
I was avoiding Haggis, as to not sound cliche. Every American who's seen 'So I Married An Axe Murderer' seems to think they know all things Scottish, because of that (somewhat funny) movie.
I actually used the "let's get pished" line in my best man speech at my brother's wedding.
Originally posted by jaden101
Soon to be the bloke that invented this strain of swine flu....Namely me.
Speaking of and getting back on topic, apparently some postal worker in my town (about a mile away from my house) has it.
Makes me wonder if I have/had it, I had a flu starting on the 13th, felt like stepped-on shit, snot, phlegm, all my joints ached, kidneys ached for a week, coughing etc.
I'm much better now, but I still have a bit of phlegm, a mild cough and a general, although slight feeling of malaise and it's been three+ weeks, which is very unusual for me, as I rarely get sick and recover quickly when I do.
Originally posted by jaden101
Soon to be the bloke that invented this strain of swine flu....Namely me.
LOL Nice to know an innovator, I guess...
And having sex with a pig in order to bring about the end of mankind was scientific inspiration at its best.
Fat Bastard and Shrek are Scots.
('Cause Mike Myers' dad is too)
Originally posted by Robtard
Speaking of and getting back on topic, apparently some postal worker in my town (about a mile away from my house) has it.Makes me wonder if I have/had it, I had a flu starting on the 13th, felt like stepped-on shit, snot, phlegm, all my joints ached, kidneys ached for a week, coughing etc.
I'm much better now, but I still have a bit of phlegm, a mild cough and a general, although slight feeling of malaise and it's been three+ weeks, which is very unusual for me, as I rarely get sick and recover quickly when I do.
That'll be the way of it for most people. I saw the interview with the boy who had the earliest recorded case of it in this "pandemic"...He's totally fine now and he was from rural Mexico with little or no healthcare. He spent 3 days in bed and he was fine.
It's not as big a deal as it's being made out. in the last week since this has been news some 20,000 people around the world will have died from normal flu.
As I said before, the only reason this gets headlines is that it has killed people who are normally at less risk from normal flu...namely people under 45 and over 5.
This stockpiling of face masks and anti viral drugs are a joke. For a start the masks are far too pourous to be effective against airborne pathogens without them being lined with certain chemicals and secondly, most anti-viral drugs are relatively ineffective except for cutting edge genetically specific drugs which are being developed.