Superman vs. Street-Level Metas (With A Twist)

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Superman vs. Street-Level Metas (With A Twist)

The battle takes place in adamantium arena.

Superman is not allowed to use his heat vision or freeze/tornado breath.

His opponents:

Wolverine
Venom
Omega Red
Colossus
Carnage
Sabertooth

To make things, 'fair' all of the opponents have Kryptonite, and are aware that Kryptonite hurts Superman.

Wolverine has Kryptonite embedded in his claws. Same with Sabretooth.

Omega Red has Kryptonite embedded in his tentacles

Remember folks! Make sure you count Superman's low-end feats where he gets hit by people slower than him....

How big of an arena and its hard to say with Omega Red, spores work on Superman? I say if he takes the team to likely he will die if not he could one shot each of them

Oh, let's say the size of football field.

Well do you think the spores would work on Superman and if so add that to the kryptonite might kill him faster.

I know what you're trying to say Draco, but unforunatelly, the people who voted against Wonder Woman in that thread, will vote against Superman in this one also. It is a general tendency to ignore other characters' established powerset in order for them to lose, bringing up only PIS showings. And by that I mean DC characters, pretty much all the time.

Superman 10/10

*groans*

real mature, draco...real mature

*sigh*

anyways, team won't touch superman and this is how Superman pwns them(notice how I actually supply evidence for support as opposed to say "he's superfast, he blitzes them into paste)

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/2492/combatspeedts0.jpg

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8537/69520627tb6.jpg

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9351/86331340gw5.jpg

Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu he gets hit by slower characters all the time. If he's so fast why does he get hit.

I think we should ignore that feat and just observe the time Toyman hit with boxing glove.

Plus, they gots SHARP claws with KRYPTONITE.

Alls theys gots to do is hit him!

Originally posted by Draco69
Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu he gets hit by slower characters all the time. If he's so fast why does he get hit.

I think we should ignore that feat and just observe the time Toyman hit with boxing glove.

Plus, they gots SHARP claws with KRYPTONITE.

Alls theys gots to do is hit him!

but see...superman actually SPEEDBLITZES his opponents....OFTEN

I could show you more scans (whereas you showed me....uh, ZERO...scans of WW speedblitzing)

again, this thread is a nice showcase of your maturity (or lack thereof)

Just because hes been hit by slower people sometimes doesnt mean that the rule appkies hear, remeber the term " faster than a speeding bullet" they are all goign at supes with the intention to kill, im guessing hes allowed to do the same, Supes Stomps!!

Originally posted by Starscream M
but see...superman actually SPEEDBLITZES his opponents....OFTEN

And he OFTEN gets hit by characters much slower than him.

See what I did there. LULZ.

Originally posted by Starscream M
again, this thread is a nice showcase of your maturity (or lack thereof)

Shouldn't you be watching JLU on Youtube?

It's your only source of info after all.

Originally posted by BradBalboa
Just because hes been hit by slower people sometimes doesnt mean that the rule appkies hear, remeber the term " faster than a speeding bullet" they are all goign at supes with the intention to kill, im guessing hes allowed to do the same, Supes Stomps!!

Hmm.

That almost sounds logical.

But then there's the spores! It'll probably slow him down and kill him!

I mean it works on Wolverine and Jubilee so it MUST work on Superman.

Originally posted by Draco69

Shouldn't you be watching JLU on Youtube?

It's your only source of info after all.

ha...yet I'm the one posting comic scans for evidence and you...did not.

K-nite deathspores FTW

Originally posted by Starscream M
ha...yet I'm the one posting comic scans for evidence and you...did not.

Do you now?

Originally posted by Starscream M
btw, Im sure you watched the recent WW cartoon (which was quite good btw) and even the JLU series

WW has never shown even the slightest shred of superspeed in her depictions on tv...

Originally posted by Draco69
Hmm.

That almost sounds logical.

But then there's the spores! It'll probably slow him down and kill him!

I mean it works on Wolverine and Jubilee so it MUST work on Superman.

Um I think somebody mentioned it working on Collosus... 😬

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
Um I think somebody mentioned it working on Collosus... 😬

Yes!

Colossus too!

It's sure to work on Superman.

And even Silver Surfer.

Even Galactus.

Heck, he could kill the TOAA just by standing next to Him.

Originally posted by BradBalboa
Just because hes been hit by slower people sometimes doesnt mean that the rule appkies hear, remeber the term " faster than a speeding bullet" they are all goign at supes with the intention to kill, im guessing hes allowed to do the same, Supes Stomps!!

Actually no Supes wouldn't try to kill someone that is trying to kill him.

Originally posted by Draco69
The battle takes place in adamantium arena.

Superman is not allowed to use his heat vision or freeze/tornado breath.

His opponents:

Wolverine
Venom
Omega Red
Colossus
Carnage
Sabertooth

To make things, 'fair' all of the opponents have Kryptonite, and are aware that Kryptonite hurts Superman.

Wolverine has Kryptonite embedded in his claws. Same with Sabretooth.

Omega Red has Kryptonite embedded in his tentacles

Remember folks! Make sure you count Superman's low-end feats where he gets hit by people slower than him....

I would've given Omega kryptonite deathspores.

Originally posted by Draco69
Yes!

Colossus too!

It's sure to work on Superman.

And even Silver Surfer.

Even Galactus.

Heck, he could kill the TOAA just by standing next to Him.

I think the point being made was that Collosus doesnt even breath when hes in his armoured state and that it shouldnt work on him...it wasnt that bad an example I think you're just going overboard now.

Originally posted by Phantom Zone
I think the point being made was that Collosus doesnt even breath when hes in his armoured state and that it shouldnt work on him...it wasnt that bad an example I think you're just going overboard now.

His spores aren't a gas.

They're apparently absorbed through the skin.

Though how they got through Colossus's skin is the question.