Regretful Sex

Started by Kostabot5 pages
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm in the other 5% then. Nothing turns me on more than my partner getting theirs. 😐

Damn straight. I make sure they come first, in fact. Otherwise half the satisfaction isn't there for me. What can make you feel sexually capable than pleasing the other person to the fullest. Otherwise you might as well go rub one out yourself.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Regretful Sex

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you knew 131

care to take care of that?

Anything under five hundred pounds that smells like a rotting fish is out of the question. Sorry, Mariuzu. You're going to have to find someone else to scrub the algae off of your ...

Patio.

Originally posted by Kostabot
Damn straight. I make sure they come first, in fact. Otherwise half the satisfaction isn't there for me. What can make you feel sexually capable than pleasing the other person to the fullest. Otherwise you might as well go rub one out yourself.

I'd like to place an order for 1 Kostabot please. haermm

He's just saying that. Trust me, it doesn't mean anything.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'm in the other 5% then. Nothing turns me on more than my partner getting theirs. 😐
I can vouch for this.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have the option of this **** buddy ness.. well 2 options really and I have been cautious about accepting the offers for that exact reason..

they are both great friends and I wouldn't want things to get weird between us. mmm

but it's nice to know the options are there if I need them haermm

great, now you're a hoe

Originally posted by Dyno
see to be fair. like 95% of the time it's only the guy who cums...just so you don't feel robbed in anyway. Ken's just conforming.
hahahahaha, nah, you just fail 131

Originally posted by Genesis
Anything under five hundred pounds that smells like a rotting fish is out of the question. Sorry, Mariuzu. You're going to have to find someone else to scrub the algae off of your ...

Patio.

k

Originally posted by Mairuzu
great, now you're a hoe

If I was a hoe I would of ****ed one or both of them already aweroll

for show

Originally posted by Scythe
Never had regretful sex.

Also, this thread makes me laff.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Also, this thread makes me laff.

Good. It was pretty much an excuse to use this picture. I love it so.

Piggle is a garden utensil?

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Yes. Why?

Hahahahahaha!

I had regretful sex with Slay, and I don't regret it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I had regretful sex with Slay, and I don't regret it.

It was only regretable because your parents disowned you after finding out about us, and I had tapped your fat greasy ass for nothing.

That, and your a man, and you're fat and greasy.

Edit: Did I mention how fat and greasy you are?

I thought Bardock was German.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have the option of this **** buddy ness.. well 2 options really and I have been cautious about accepting the offers for that exact reason..

they are both great friends and I wouldn't want things to get weird between us. mmm

but it's nice to know the options are there if I need them haermm

i'm not into the whole pleasure buddy system either. i prefer to keep my numbers low.

i honestly can't say i've had regretful sex. i've never had sex with someone i wasn't in a relationship with, and the relationships i've been in meant something to me at the time i was in them.

Originally posted by Slay
Hahahahahaha!

Ok...?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can vouch for this.

Hahhahhaa, good one.

Originally posted by Robtard
Hahhahhaa, good one.
Thats what I said.