Grand Army Republic Troopers Showdown

Started by Hewhoknowsall2 pages

Well, the 501st beat a temple full of jedi, which is far greater than what any of the other groups did.

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
This big. *Spreads arms as wide as possible*
That's HUGE! That's almost as big as the shark I caught, which was this *spreads arms even wider* big.

Oh and the 501st was an entire legion, and they were still greatly depleted after Knightfall, even with superior numbers, the element of surprise, the fact that most of the Jedi they faced didn't rank on the "uppity" scale, and with Vader leading them. But meh.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That's HUGE! That's almost as big as the shark I caught, which was this *spreads arms even wider* big.

Well ... well, I caught a whale once ! Whose teeth were thiiiis *spreads arms even widerererer* big.

My arms hurt ...

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
Well ... well, I caught a whale once ! Whose teeth were thiiiis *spreads arms even widerererer* big.

My arms hurt ...

That's nothing! Did your "whale" have the strength of turquoise, the power of a 1000 moons, and the skin texture of a geisha? My grandma does! And she's THIIIIS *points at the Death Star* big!

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
That's nothing! Did your "whale" have the strength of turquoise, the power of a 1000 moons, and the skin texture of a geisha? My grandma does! And she's THIIIIS *points at the Death Star* big!

What ... I mean, yes, actually, yes it did.

And whatever, my grandma has the Force powers of Sidious, Yoda and Luke times a zillion, the mutant powers of the Phoenix, Wolverine, Xavier and Magneto times a kazibillion and the skin texture of a shining pokémon times a chilliwillionthousand !! Plus she's THAAAAATTT *points at Gideon's ego* big !!!!

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
What ... I mean, yes, actually, yes it did.

And whatever, my grandma has the Force powers of Sidious, Yoda and Luke times a zillion, the mutant powers of the Phoenix, Wolverine, Xavier and Magneto times a kazibillion and the skin texture of a shining pokémon times a chilliwillionthousand !! Plus she's THAAAAATTT *points at Gideon's ego* big !!!!

My God... THAT big you say? Why even a hamster that size would be enough to squash the world. Of Warcraft. We're f/ucking doomed!

She already did, we're living in a Matrix now because the world has already been destroyed.

Btw, do you like fishsticks ?

Love 'em.

You like to put fishsticks in your mouth ?

All the time.

Then what are you, a gay fish ?

I didn't know there was an even longer version of the song ...

That's goin' right to my iPod.