You didn't capture it phonetically, good enough.
Here's how it should have been.
"Deeuh(did) i'nuhbuhdy wahwch da friuhnj lass nite?? Shizuhl wuz tite yo!! I luuuuvs me dat sho, fo sho. sad dat duh seeson iz ova."
So, we all know you're a racist white person, most likely, because black people haven't said "iza" for decades.