Wolfram Alpha launches this weekend.

Started by Symmetric Chaos3 pages
Originally posted by Mindship
I typed in "Google" and got, "Wolfram|Alpha has temporarily exceeded its current maximum test load."

I got a disgusting amount of information.

Originally posted by jaden101
The Spokesman doesn't want the mighty crushing boot of the establishment bearing down on him though.

That crushing heel is dulled when the person asking the question is prepared to go an extra step or two. Let's face it, anyone who plugged their take-home quiz questions into goggle hoping for the first and best answer is likely a half-assed idiot, anyway.

Originally posted by Ace of Knaves
That crushing heel is dulled when the person asking the question is prepared to go an extra step or two. Let's face it, anyone who plugged their take-home quiz questions into goggle hoping for the first and best answer is likely a half-assed idiot, anyway.

mmmhm. ✅

Originally posted by Ace of Knaves
That crushing heel is dulled when the person asking the question is prepared to go an extra step or two. Let's face it, anyone who plugged their take-home quiz questions into goggle hoping for the first and best answer is likely a half-assed idiot, anyway.

I . . . I'm sure that's not true.

Question posed: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

Wolferam answer: there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant)
(asked of a general swallow (but not answered) in Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Originally posted by Robtard
Question posed: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow

Wolferam answer: there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant)
(asked of a general swallow (but not answered) in Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

That's impressive.

Naturally "meaning of life" produces 42.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
That's impressive.

Naturally "meaning of life" produces 42.

WolframAlpha has officially become a vital part of the 'innernets.'

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Naturally "meaning of life" produces 42.
I'm still working on favorite color.