Spider-Man vs. Aliens and Predator

Started by Sadako of Girth5 pages

Absolutely.

The fight would be better if the moderators allowed 1v1v1 matches but for some reason they don't allow that. Which is why I got stuck thinking of this.

Originally posted by Robtard
That would be a spite thread if I ever saw one.

At least make McClane unarmed, unarmored and shoeless, thereby giving the aliens some [small] measure of a chance.

At least give McClane a toothpick and a pair of socks, man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
At least give McClane a toothpick and a pair of socks, man.

Are you crazy...?

Do you know how many people (Mainly German terrorists) and Xenos would die if McClane gets a toothpick..?

Why not just blow up the whole freakin' world while you're at it. 😛

I'm guessing.....zero.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht....! Sorry Hans...wrong guess....!

Would you like to go for double jeapordy where the scores can really change...?

As observant of rhetorical questions as ever, I see... 😛

McClane unarmed against a buncha aliens......and winning.......cant see it.

Hey. He has a toothpick. 😉

With guns he'd own them.

And you said to give him a pulse rifle and armour.

That situation = Aliens all dead.

Someone like Wesley Gibson, yeah, prolly wins. Not McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
McClane unarmed against a buncha aliens......and winning.......cant see it.

U-unarmed? He has his most powerful weapons always with him, his ability to kill with improvised weapons and his epic level luck-factor.

I bet you're thinking the Aliens would use the HVAC system to attack him from all angles; that's where you're wrong, he'd be attacking them from all angles, with phones, staplers (esp. the heavy duty kind), pencils, fire extinguishes, paperclips, tape dispensers, adding machines, varied pottery, picture frames, pushpins, monitors, keyboards, trashcans etc.

Well hell, if you are giving McClane a stapler, yeah.

This is a Spider-Man vs. Aliens and Predator thread and you're talking about McClane?

What McClane would do, he'd find a lighter or matches that some office worker left in their draw, torch some spreadsheet, break a gas line and proceed onto the next lower floor, repeating the process until all floors are a blown fiery disaster and he's seen walking out the front doors as the lobby ignites and explods behind him. Thereby exterminating the alien infestation.

If a few happen to escape the inferno, he'd get in an SUV and drive it up their Xeno asses. *cue witty remark* "Welcome to Earth, here's your first driving lesson, pal."

Originally posted by Nemesis X
This is a Spider-Man vs. Aliens and Predator thread and you're talking about McClane?

Because your thread is so heavily one-sided.

Originally posted by Robtard
What McClane would do, he'd find a lighter or matches that some office worker left in their draw, torch some spreadsheet, break a gas line and proceed onto the next lower floor, repeating the process until all floors are a blown fiery disaster and he's seen walking out the front doors as the lobby ignites and explods behind him. Thereby exterminating the alien infestation.

If a few happen to escape the inferno, he'd get in an SUV and drive it up their Xeno asses. *cue witty remark* "Welcome to Earth, here's your first driving lesson, pal."

😆

Originally posted by Robtard
What McClane would do, he'd find a lighter or matches that some office worker left in their draw, torch some spreadsheet, break a gas line and proceed onto the next lower floor, repeating the process until all floors are a blown fiery disaster and he's seen walking out the front doors as the lobby ignites and explods behind him. Thereby exterminating the alien infestation.

If a few happen to escape the inferno, he'd get in an SUV and drive it up their Xeno asses. *cue witty remark* "Welcome to Earth, here's your first driving lesson, pal."

LOL That exactly what he do....

I was watching a review of PS1 Die Hard Trilogy on youtube the other day. The gameplay of the DHWAV section of the game revealed how accurate the McClaneage was in it.

You had to take the final boss in his helicopter down by ramming it repeatedly with the taxi, launched into the air off of ramps.

Benny solos the shit out of all of them.

Hes got fiiiiiiiiiiiiive kids ta feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

Descirbe the Yautja. Weapons, Rank, Armor? Enviorment/Setting. Temperature?

Just going by the title I'm thinking Spider-Man dies.

Lonewolf Predator owns (movie Parker?)