Cenobites vs. X-Men

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Cenobites vs. X-Men

-Apocalypse finds The Lament Configuration, which releases The Cenobites. He has them go on a killing spree on humans. The X-men find out that it is Apocalypse behind the murders and and naturally have to protect the humans. The X-men have never encountered beings like the Cenobites before though. Do the X-men have what it takes to take on the Cenobites or do they completely annihilate the Angels of Suffering? It's gonna be "Hell on Earth".

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(This is ALL Cenobites shown in films against ALL X-men shown in films.)

note: to be fair, HellRaiser chains are made of Adamantium

Wouldn't Jean just ... kick butt?

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
Wouldn't Jean just ... kick butt?

I wondered the same, but Pinhead is an angel/demon with divine powers. He can alter reality and produce chained hooks from nothingness.

The chains are metal though. Magneto is part of the fight.

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
The chains are metal though. Magneto is part of the fight.

good point.

Is Magneto really gonna beat a "demon" though? 😬

X-Men win. The chains will be weapons for Magneto to use. He could keep them at bay while Phoenix annihilates the Cenobites.

Originally posted by six6six
Is Magneto really gonna beat a "demon" though? 😬

He doesn't need to. He's not alone.

"He will tear your soul apart"

X-Men still win though

Oh man, Cyclops blasting all-out, Storm sending down lighting bolts, Colossus and Juggernaut running full-bore ahead throwng fists that would destroy a car, Magneto doing whatever he wants to, Wolverine and Sabertooth giving good 1 on 1 fights, Nightcrawler too scared to fight, Jean (before Phoenix state) probably battling 1 on 1 via telekinesis and mind control, etc.....I think they have it.
How many cenobites are there? There were some other pretty powerful "bad" mutants that got neutralized by the cure pretty early on that could breath fire and incinerate humans, jump long distances, run super-fast, etc. I think the mutants take it.

Magneto can actually solo, considering most if not all Cenobites have some form of metal on or in their bodies, if I remember correctly.

This is an unfair fight, esp. with Phoenix. I think we should add some sodomites to the Cenobite force, to maybe even things out a bit.

Harvey Milk (Milk) - Briefcase with papers
James Whale (Gods & Monsters) Antique camera, brushes and paint
Magneto (yes, just pretend there are two here) - Powers
Tom Ripley (The Talented Mr. Ripley) - Oar
Elliot Wilhelm (Be Cool) - H2H skills
Lestat (I.W.T.V.) - Powers
Edward Cullen(Twilight)- Powers
Ass-less chaps biker with the mohawk (The Road Warrior/Mad Max 2) - Motorcycle, length of chain, wrist-crossbow

Edit: Forgot to include their weapons/gear

I really don't think the Cenobites have a chance. It seems to me that the only cenobite who has supernatural abilities is Pinhead. I think Pinhead would do very at keeping Jean under control by showing her her own personal hell but otherwise, the Cenobites seem to rely only on physical abilities. I'm sure Xavier is strong minded enough to defend against Pinheads mental attacks. I'm sure that Cyclops, Wolverine, Colossus and Nightcrawler would be enough to take the Cenobites down. Although, we can't forget that as long as the Box is open, the Cenobites cannot die. The gateway has to be closed but again, i'm sure the team could easily keep the Cenobites at bay while Jean closes the box.

Originally posted by Robtard
This is an unfair fight, esp. with Phoenix. I think we should add some sodomites to the Cenobite force, to maybe even things out a bit.
Edward Cullen(Twilight)- Powers
Ass-less chaps biker with the mohawk (The Road Warrior/Mad Max 2) - Motorcycle, length of chain, wrist-crossbow

Edit: Forgot to include their weapons/gear


Oh i see what you did there with cullen.
And that fool went crazy as hell when the kid killed his but buddy.

With these two alone the x-men have a chance.

Er i meant cenobites.

Stole this from Wiki:

"When the Pinhead character’s inhuman evil manifests in the world in Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth he seems to have nearly unlimited and highly versatile powers ."

I dont think the Cenobites are going down easily.

Originally posted by six6six
Stole this from Wiki:

"When the Pinhead character’s inhuman evil manifests in the world in Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth he seems to have [B]nearly unlimited and highly versatile powers ."

I dont think the Cenobites are going down easily. [/B]

"Seems to have" should be noted. It doesn't state that he actually has that. Has he even done anything that would allow him to give the X-Men a challenge?

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
"Seems to have" should be noted. It doesn't state that he actually has that. Has he even done anything that would allow him to give the X-Men a challenge?

-At 1:06 he melts that cross just by thinking it.

YouTube video

So he can break windows and melt metal, stands to reason he has some level of telekinesis and matter control, still not a match to Jean's stopping a massive wave and turning scores of fools into ash, instantly. Going by the 'seen in the films' rule.

Even if he [somehow] is a match for Jean/Phoenix and they stalemate, the other X-men are taking the Cenobites down.

Really need to add at least a few sodomites, as I suggested.

Originally posted by Robtard
So he can break windows and melt metal, stands to reason he has some level of telekinesis and matter control, still not a match to Jean's stopping a massive wave and turning scores of fools into ash, instantly. Going by the 'seen in the films' rule.

Even if he [somehow] is a match for Jean/Phoenix and they stalemate, the other X-men are taking the Cenobites down.

Really need to add at least a few sodomites, as I suggested.

I'm sure I read somewhere that Pinhead's powers are magic-based.