My secret hobby

"I was about to take a shit on my girlfriend, but then she said there'd be no way."

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I can't shit unless its my own bathroom

or i've taken shits in there before

the logical paradox is mind-blowing.

Originally posted by KidRock
A hobby of mine that nobody knows about is I like to be the first customer to take a shit at a new business. I find all the new businesses opening up such as grocery stores, Home Depots, restaurants, etc and I will walk in there first minute they are open for business and go right to the men's room and take a huge shit.

I have been doing this for 6 years now and have been the first customer to shit in over 110 stores throughout the area. I always buy something after so I can really be a customer. The night before I usually eat some bean burritos from Taco Bell and follow it up with a 20oz coffee on my way to the store early the next morning so I get the bubble gut which allows me a better chance of destroying the bathroom.

I have been the 1st person to shit in many new businesses throughout Southern Connecticut. I currently have 3 businesses that I'm waiting to open up for the public. I will make sure I'm the 1st to shit in the bathroom as a paying customer. I usually flush but sometimes if it's a massive one that requires a lot of toilet paper I will just leave it sitting, sort of like my calling card.

Most impressive

Originally posted by Strangelove
well how can you have shat there before when you don't like shitting outside your bathroom?

the logical paradox is mind-blowing.

usually at a public place i dont stay there long enough to get comfortable

i meant, in a place that i go to frequently awesome
not shit in frequently

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
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Don't act coy with me, you have your own pooping guilty pleasures. I know you've shat in public restrooms and purposely didn't flush, thereby leaving a welcoming present for the next [unfortunate] user of the stall.

One of my Hobbies is giving the rush hour traffic a free show. Every once in a while when i am off in the afternoon and i have nothing else to do. I will go and sit on my little patio and lift up my shirt exposing my slight, yet most impressive gut in all of it's glorious hairiness. I then proceed to waddle about like a retard, hunched over while dipping my fingers into my belly button and patting myself on the head. It doesn't happen often but when it does i truly believe that i connect with people. One of these days i am going to cause an accident. That is my ultimate goal. Yeah, i'm just good like that.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
One of my Hobbies is giving the rush hour traffic a free show. Every once in a while when i am off in the afternoon and i have nothing else to do. I will go and sit on my little patio and lift up my shirt exposing my slight, yet most impressive gut in all of it's glorious hairiness. I then proceed to waddle about like a retard, hunched over while dipping my fingers into my belly button and patting myself on the head. It doesn't happen often but when it does i truly believe that i connect with people. One of these days i am going to cause an accident. That is my ultimate goal. Yeah, i'm just good like that.

Pics, or it didn't happen.

lol just drive past evergreen rd in Pittsburgh sometime between 4-6 on a Tuesday and look towards the sidewalk for a silly man. Bring your camera, you might just witness a retarded sasquatch.

My secret hobby is to roll all my hair up, off the hairbrush - and throw it into my neighbours windows. MWA HA HA HA. I hear the woman complain each week about having to vacuum the floor YET AGAIN. Yeahhh baby.

i like to flood the public toilet bowls with my shit then put a whole role of toilet paper in it then flush it then it floods the floor then i run .

Haha nice kid.

Funny story... I was working at Kroger as a bagger and we had a very large women who was not quite right in her mind come threw and as she was checking out she shit her pants and shook it out her pant leg. If that wasn't enough she turned to the cashier and said " I pooped" 😑

(Yes I had to clean it up)