One Year On ...

Hey! Your gophers. They have to stay outside. We don't serve them here.

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Look at the fur on that thing....!

That's no shaggy dog... ***'s a gopher.
- It's too big to be a gopher.

No..! Alderaan is peaceful...we have no gophers..you can't possibly..

And now your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden gophers.

But Uncle Oweeeeeeeeeen.... I was going up to Torche Power station to pick up some Gopherrrrr repellllllllllllllllllannnnnnnnnnt.

You can spend time with your pets when your chores are done.

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Hokey gophers and ancient groundhogs are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Hehehe...

You've taken your first step into a larger gopher hole.

We seem to be made to suffer gophers. It's our lot in life.

Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Gopher.
- But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
-That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Gophers are known to do that.
- I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Gopher win.

Will someone get these little walking carpets out of my way..?

No Gopher is worth this.

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I find your choice of pet disturbing.

- The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but a chipmunk... now I am the Gopher.
- Only a gopher in CGI, Darth

Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.

Luke: What is it?

Obi-Wan: Your father's Gophermallet. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the rodents...

Luke: Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments.

Han Solo: I use them for smuggling. I never thought I'd be smuggling Gophers in them. This is ridiculous.

Luke: [about Princess Leia] They're gonna execute her! Look, a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay?

Han Solo: Marching into the viewing complex is not what I had in mind.

Luke: But they're gonna make her watch the new Indy IV with extra Gophers!

Han Solo: Better her than me!

😂 Wow, you're on a roll...

Where are those rodents you intercepted? What have you done with the gophers?
- Received no rodents? We are on a animal friendly mission?
- If this is an animal right ship, where are the hippies?

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Imperial Officer: [seeing Luke and Han disguised as Stormtroopers taking Chewbacca to the prison level] Where are you taking this... thing?
Luke: Prisoner transfer. Cell block 1138?
Imperial Officer: I wasn't notified. I'll have it cleared.
[signals another imperial officer to check the Gopher; The Gopher breaks out of it's binders]
Han Solo: Look out he's loose!
Luke: He'll tear us all apart!