Hector Barbossa vs. Luke Skywalker

One time, Luke Skywalker and 12 Jedi Knights were sent to an unknown planet called Earth to discover it. When his ship lands in South America, he reveals an ancient treasure chest, which cursed Captain Barbossa and his crew. Barbossa and his crew sight Skywalker and immediately attack the Jedi Knights and Luke, still cursed and immortal. Will Luke survive?

Yeah this is gonna be closed.

Spite?

Huge spite.

Thought so 😛

How the **** is a pirate gonna beat a damn Jedi? But the again how is a Jedi supposed to kill an immortal? ****ing hell, man.

To answer your question, Skywalker can attempt to gain all coins and drop it in the treasure chest, but not before Barbarossa tries to destroy him.

How the hell is he gonna do that without Will around? And how is Luke supposed to know about Will?

Pretty much. He manages to know all about him. Will is tied and the coin of his father's blood is already in the chest, but several coins are still spilled out.

Then Luke pwns the pirates in an epic stomp.

Yea the other 12 Jedi knights really weren't necessary.

He doesn't even need the coins, he could just cut all his limbs off and leave him there.

Severs Barbossa's limbs, tosses him into the ocean.

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Any attempt by Luke to end the curse is fail, unless the pirates had already paid their blood sacrifices. What the hell is Luke gonna do if get cursed? Try to cut himself with his lightsaber? Now that would be funny.

How is Luke gonna get cursed?

Also, the pirates can heal, but what if Luke lops off their arm, or their head?

The minute he touches any of the coins the curse in effect, that was established by Jack when he got cursed after pulling the coins out of the chest in the final moments of Curse of the Black Pearl.

I'm not saying this isn't spite, I just wanted to point out that inconsistency.

Luke's lightsaber could cut up their swords and cut off their body parts get rid of the curse or just go back to the galaxy far far away

So now we have an immortal Luke Skywalker who is doomed to suffer his human instincts but never be able to satisfy them. Palpatine should've thought of that if he wanted to bring him to the dark side. 😉

If Jack Sparrow can outthink Barbossa, then Luke certainly can.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If Jack Sparrow can outthink Barbossa, then Luke certainly can.

Luke was a blond moron in the films.