James T. Kirk vs. Wolverine

Once upon a time, over 200 years after Wolverine lost his memory, he stumbled on an enormous spaceship, "Enterprise". He wanders around the ship, and gains contact with the captain, James Kirk. Wolverine quickly becomes enraged for some reason, slashing everything, and the crew of the Enterprise attempt to stop him with lazers.

Wolverine combats Kirk 1-on-1, Kirk grabs his lazer, and shoots, but did little damage to Wolverine's adamantium bones. Spock runs near, and tries to invoke a "Vulcan nerve pinch"...

FEATS

Wolverine: A trio of 12-inch adamantium claws, and adamantium durability.

James T. Kirk: His crew, lazers, and Spock's nerve pinch.

NOTE: This isn't a fight to the death, the crew attempt to neutralize Wolverine, but Wolverine slashes everything and attempts to destroy everybody!!

Jesus Mary and Joseph in a taxi cab......

yeah, what that guy said.

Wolverine wins. Phasers set to kill shouldn't be able to cut through his adamantium.

If you're talking about the new Star Trek, did you watch the movie? Kirk got his ass handed to him in every single fight he was in. He was a great shot, but that won't stop Logan. And if the nerve pinch does happen to work, he'll be up from it in no time.

This is like the Hulk versus Kermit the frog.

Guess none have watched a single episode of Star Trek. Isolate Logan on a deck surrounded by force-fields. Transport him to transporter room. Beam him the hell off.

Also there weren't phasers in the film. Stupid Star Wars blasters.

Well that aint a fight now is it?

I'm closing this on account of just being insanely dumb.