Mario vs Master Chief

Started by MooCowofJustice4 pages

Mario vs Master Chief

Fist Fight. Chief gets his suit.

Mario knocks his block off and teabags him in a display of irony so epic Chuck Norris' beard catches fire.

😐

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Master Chief wins.

Mario could barely lift King Bob Omb and gets crushed by Thwomps.

Gameplay vs cutscene.

Cutscene?

Sir, if you wanna get all technical that castle was only five times the size of Mario.

Should I grant them each some additional equipment? 😮

Master Chief.

Dude can move a 60 ton Scorpion tank with ease. Mario's fists won't do **** on his armor since the armor is strong enough to not have a dent when falling through earth's orbit and crash landing.

If we talked weapons here, this would happen:

*Master Chief pulls out the Halo 1 pistol and fires it at Mario*

Mario - Mamma Mia!

*Mario's brains splatter all over the place and Princess Peach prepares his funeral*

Master Chief - Guess I should've asked him to unclog my toilet before killing him. Oh well, I'll get Arbiter to do that.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Master Chief.

Dude can move a 60 ton Scorpion tank with ease. Mario's fists won't do **** on his armor since the armor is strong enough to not have a dent when falling through earth's orbit and crash landing.

If we talked weapons here, this would happen:

*Master Chief pulls out the Halo 1 pistol and fires it at Mario*

Mario - Mamma Mia!

*Mario's brains splatter all over the place and Princess Peach prepares his funeral*

Master Chief - Guess I should've asked him to unclog my toilet before killing him. Oh well, I'll get Arbiter to do that.

Mario's stronger than MC, a lot stronger. He can lift a *castle* over his head. He could probably rip MC's arms off, suit or not.

Mario has an incredible amount of power ups. You all are too limited in your concept of Mario.

Mario wouldn't be able to hit Master Chief, where as the Chief would be able to continually hit Mario.

I'm curious. Why can't Mario hit Chief?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Mario's stronger than MC, a lot stronger. He can lift a *castle* over his head. He could probably rip MC's arms off, suit or not.
A castle that was only like 5 times taller than Mario. 🙂

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'm curious. Why can't Mario hit Chief?

What speed feats does Marios have, because Master Chief is a super-soldier, with incredible reflexes.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I'm curious. Why can't Mario hit Chief?

John is able to dodge bullets with utter ease. I'd love to see Mario hit him. Really.

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
John is able to dodge bullets with utter ease.
No he can't.

He was able to dodge one bullet, and even he was surprised he was able to do it. His reaction-time is 20 milliseconds, which is not enough to be able to dodge bullets easily.

Well, this is getting to be a weird position for me since I actually started the thread. I'm also not sure how far with Mario's games I can go without making this thread unfair to Chief.

People in Mario's world are gods of gravity and Mario is the Jesus of jumping. The reason Mario got hurt by Thwomps was because the rocks on them are sharp and Mario isn't incredibly durable. But later on in Super Mario World, he can jump across those same sharp rocks by spinning in his jump.

By making this a fist fight, I think I might have made it a little unfair. Chief is a soldier, his specialty is weapons. Mario's specialty happens to be jumping which isn't restricted by a fist fight.

Moo, it's your thread, does the castle feat stand? 😛

Even so, Mario has next to 0 fighting experience, against chief who has been trained from a young child to fight, even in hand to hand, he could use Marios strength against him, anticipate and dodge incoming attacks.

If that castle feat was in SMW, then yeah. I just used SMW myself.