If the Bank accidently gave you 10 Million $

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
What?

In Texas, you can shoot trespassers. 😉

Only if they're on your property 😐

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Only if they're on your property 😐

^that actually happened with a friend of mine. hes still alive though, and it was alabama.

I inform the bank and hand back the money.

Originally posted by dadudemon
In Texas, you can shoot trespassers. 😉

I would hold on to the money and not tell anyone. If the bank asked for it back, I would give it back, but in the mean time, I would draw interest.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
On a different note, are there any financial experts here who know how to get away with this, ie how to withdraw vast amounts of money in a short period of time.

running about withdrawing money from bank machines would be rather stressful and unproductive seeing as you have a limit of 2,000€ I think. (over here)

Send it to a swiss bank and get a new I.D. maybe?

Ouch ; I'd hate to be that clerk held accountable for that error. then again that employee could have been in cahoots with the couple.

How do you go from 10,000 to 10,000,000?

Originally posted by GCG
Ouch ; I'd hate to be that clerk held accountable for that error. then again that employee could have been in cahoots with the couple.

How do you go from 10,000 to 10,000,000?

Some "banking" or "accounting" keyboards have double 0 (00) near 0.

theyd never see me again.
location? wont say for the 1% chance it ever happens.

Originally posted by chomperx9
open up an account in another country right yourself a check from the account you have here and deposit it in the foreign account and they cant touch it.

Interpol can freeze your international assets.

Originally posted by inimalist
then you would go to jail

its not a question of fault, but a question of legality, as in, it is 100% illegal, and unless you have some fairly serious connections in black market finance, I can't imagine you would be able to launder 10m

and even if you got away, you would be running for the rest of your life. Sure, you could go to Burma or Mongolia, but then you face the problem of being in either Burma or Mongolia.

It would honestly be easier to rob a bank of 10m then to take it when they make the error.

No point in fighting an already lost battle.

However, the chance they don't catch me, great! My winnings.

last i checked i'm not sure but i think you can exchange your money for untraceable bonds, like gold or silver certificates no way ppl can trace that and make your gold certificates worthless. the only problem is if you lose them your screwed since anybody can exchange them for cash or gold.

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
last i checked i'm not sure but i think you can exchange your money for untraceable bonds, like gold or silver certificates no way ppl can trace that and make your gold certificates worthless. the only problem is if you lose them your screwed since anybody can exchange them for cash or gold.

Unless you happen to just know a guy who has $10 million in gold and silver he'd be willing to trade for illegal money I doubt that would work.

ppl do it all the time you get the certificates at the bank.

Originally posted by inimalist
Interpol can freeze your international assets.

if they know who you are in the other account, and the bank isn´t in switzerland.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
if they know who you are in the other account, and the bank isn´t in switzerland.

or if they just trace the bills

switzerland wont cooperate with interpol? How did they swing that?

Originally posted by Wild Shadow
ppl do it all the time you get the certificates at the bank.

Yeah . . . at a bank . . . seeing the problem yet?

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Yeah . . . at a bank . . . seeing the problem yet?

You don't like Jews?