Before I Die I want to...

Visit every continent

take over the world mwahaha

1. Get married, have 1-2 kids, be a great dad, yeah thumbsup

2. Die miserable and broke, no thumbdown

3. As ACDC Chick said, take over the world, yes thumbsup thumbsup

....wrestle Hulk Hogan for the Intercontinental Championship

....beat the shit and piss out of welshie

....watch Angelina and Brad die

....point my finger and laugh at a fat american kid...oh wait, i already have..

....read one of Kay's bestselling novels

....see Northern Corea and China team up against the rest of the world in a nuclear slug fest

....see the end of KMC

....see the end of teh interwebs

....see Maynard James Keenan run for governor of California

....never have to see the ****ing Lakers get another NBA Championship ever again!

Originally posted by RogerRamjet

....read one of Kay's bestselling novels

w00t

I want to have sex with Kate Beckinsale dressed as Selene from Underworld (her not me).

Chances of this happening are nonexistent.

I will wrestle Hogan....but for the world title smurph Then I'll take on Rocky

Meet the chick in steve's avatar.

Soon as I saw an RJ post after mine I knew it would be about my avatar sly but then why would it be about anything else 🙂

Figure women out.

I dunno if any man can...other than Chuck Norris 😖hifty:

- Gain leadership of the Dutch state.
- Alter the constitution so I can't be removed from office etc.
- Gather a large army of orcs and elfs.
- Conquer Belgium and Luxemburg.
- Conquer Germany only to give them to Austria
- Conquer France. Humiliate Sarkozy by letting a fat black man named Lucius butt-rape him in the middle of some gay square in Paris.
- Conquer the UK. Hang Walshy.
- Conquer Spain and Portugal. Hang Cristiano Ronaldo.
- Conquer Italy. Have some Bistecca alla Gorgonzola.
And so forth.

-Finish my book
-Travel across america
-Set a world record
-train in a martial Art
-grow old with my lovely wife and watch my son grow up 😍

-> Raise a horse from the moment it's born through the duration of its life.
-> Play a Zemaitis guitar

learn everything there is to know

unless it's chemistry

meet that one special person.

wing walk.

Backpack through China. I'd love to see everything featured in the BBC documentaries 'Wild China' with my own eyes. Roadtrip through the States in an old beat down van. Release a record that actually sells some copies.

Hey! I was about to make this thread. 😠

Originally posted by Slay
- Gain leadership of the Dutch state.
- Alter the constitution so I can't be removed from office etc.
- Gather a large army of orcs and elfs.
- Conquer Belgium and Luxemburg.
- Conquer Germany only to give them to Austria
- Conquer France. Humiliate Sarkozy by letting a fat black man named Lucius butt-rape him in the middle of some gay square in Paris.
- Conquer the UK. Hang Walshy.
- Conquer Spain and Portugal. Hang Cristiano Ronaldo.
- Conquer Italy. Have some Bistecca alla Gorgonzola.
And so forth.