This is messed up- The latest announced comic adaptation...
BAZOOKA JOE!?! What the ****?
Oh, and get this, the screenwriter has no experience and is graduating from college this weekend.
How many of you even know what Bazooka Joe is or chew Bazooka bubble gum???
Oh, and Michael ****ing Eisner is the brains behind this idea. I guess the success of Black Cauldron 2: Electric Boogaloo emboldened him...