Create your own weapon and describe it.

Simple as the title presumes.

Create your own weapon. Describe it. Is it a metal cannon? a laser? a proton gun? a pistol? a club? a sword? an axe? a shield? an entire spaceship that is formidable enough that everybody assumes that it has the probability of being able to destroy entire planets with its mega ion-electric cannon that generates an energy ball that explodes with great force and burns up Earth and destroys you, me, and all of us, and I describe it as the Coli 😎

Nostalgia from the 2000 game, Redemptor 🙂

No

The ****...

How about I create my foot up your ass, dumbass?

A magical crossbow that shoots bolts that can delete prejudiced opinions and hostile intents when it impacts. The arrowheads would be as soft as cotton, of course.

dildo launcher

Originally posted by Mairuzu
dildo launcher

something that can reach through the interment and smite my enemies at my command

Here's mine: it's made of metal and it shoots things called bullets, I call it a "gun" what do you think? 😐

my high launcher, i aim, shoot, POW

you are now high as ****

A gun that when you shoot people, it makes them do this: YouTube video

Originally posted by Phat_Crabs
A gun that when you shoot people, it makes them do this: YouTube video

How about I don't make a weapon and I steal Masamune

Yeah, you're pretty much f*cked.

Originally posted by Kostabot

Yeah, you're pretty much f*cked.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Potato gun?

Looks more like a watermelon gun. 😛

Originally posted by Kostabot
Looks more like a watermelon gun. 😛

I think I'd want something small enough to fit in my pocket. And when I wield it, whatever I wish comes to be.

I'd make a proton pack that doesn't result in universal destruction when the streams are crossed

The power of love.

Originally posted by Ax3l
The power of love.

^Superior^