Jokes Thread

Started by Q'Anilia2 pages
Originally posted by Mairuzu
i hear tired hiker has some pretty decent mom jokes

"Yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and four quarters came out"

That's the best I can do 馃槢 Compliments to Deadpool for the joke.

Originally posted by Q'Anilia
"Yo mama so fat, she sat on a dollar bill and four quarters came out"

That's the best I can do 馃槢 Compliments to Deadpool for the joke.

compliments on my friends from 2nd grade on those as well haermm

joke is older then Ramjet

Haven't heard it until I read DP say it 馃槉

u guys aren't as cool as us in california, thats why

We're way cooler. We're just a little behind.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
u guys aren't as cool as us in california, thats why

Yeah CALIFORNIA FOREVER!!! and New York

a little?

A lot. But that's part of the coolness factor.

Only the cool people show up late?

The cool and the classy. We need to make an intriguing entrance.

gtfo

If I had a quarter for every time ...

sadwalk

HAHAHHAHA

Originally posted by Mairuzu
u guys aren't as cool as us in california, thats why

This.

馃檪

Your mamma is such a nasty poor ass skank whore that when you were a kid, the cottage cheese you ate was the bloody chunky, slimy, cottage cheesy vaginal discharge from her STDs.

I win.

The Dude Man

Originally posted by Quincy
The Dude Man

That was my screen name back in the day. Like 1999 2000. Do you know me from videogamesource?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Your mamma is such a nasty poor ass skank whore that when you were a kid, the cottage cheese you ate was the bloody chunky, slimy, cottage cheesy vaginal discharge from her STDs.

I win.

Yo momma is so fat I gotta roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

What do you call a guy stuck in the sink?

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....Dwayne