What Would you do if there was a Zombie Apocalypse?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If I barricade/weld the doors shut, they aint getting in. Unless they are like Hulk zombies. Wal mart has generators.

You're betting on not only being the the only person there, but the first person there and having the leisure of barricading/welding a place that large before other people or zombies come knocking.

Generators take a lot of fuel, especially generators that power large buildings.

I thought Walmart was fueled by the happiness people get from the low low prices.

That and the souls of babies.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Now that I think about it, I would do everythin I said, except I would not stay at Walmart. I would go to walmart, stock up on canned goods and clothes, then drive to Ellington air force base. I would then dump the suburban, grab a tank, load it with supplies and gas, and just drive it whereever I wanted to. OVER the zombies.

Do you know how to drive a tank?

An Abrams drinks jet-fuel quicker than an Irish alcoholic drinks his brews.

Originally posted by Robtard
Do you know how to drive a tank?

An Abrams drinks jet-fuel quicker than an Irish alcoholic drinks his brews.

I think we are all focusing on what we would do in the long run. I think we need to focus more on the moment it happens, how we would find safety right away, like the first twenty four hs.

i would hit a gun store with a smile be like a kid in a candy store. get to, put to use my military training and not get arrested for it and get the needle. soon as i was done i load up my truck at wal mart or any other superstore and head to lake tahoe and its camp grounds, where their are less ppl and grave yards for zombies to originate from, i figured the cold weather would hamper them while i would thrive in it. everyones in a while would head out and go zombie hunting the most dangerous game known to man aside from bears.

If it were spur of the moment, like I look outside and there are zombies everywhere, I am pretty safe at home. I live in a metal building that has huge ass metal doors that are lockable form the inside, plus I can weld them shut if need be, or use heavy ass chains. Also, the property is fenced in and barbwired. I have a 12 guage and my dad has a pistol there, so I am armed, and I always have alot of food around, so I'd be OK for a week or so until I can plan for the long haul.

i would have to get in my car and drive further out of town or i am screwed if i tried to hangar down at home be hard to get to a gun store in the middle of town which i am pretty close to... but my house can be easily broken in too via windows.

I love living in a metal building.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If it were spur of the moment, like I look outside and there are zombies everywhere, I am pretty safe at home. I live in a metal building that has huge ass metal doors that are lockable form the inside, plus I can weld them shut if need be, or use heavy ass chains. Also, the property is fenced in and barbwired. I have a 12 guage and my dad has a pistol there, so I am armed, and I always have alot of food around, so I'd be OK for a week or so until I can plan for the long haul.

I forgot.

I would get a several full body condoms so I could be nasty with the zombies I incompacitate. It's like...way better than necro because they are still alive...yet....THEY ARE DEAD! It's the cold like a dead body but it moves about when I rape them...just like the live ones. The best of both worlds!

Originally posted by Quark_666
Dude...what if they lock you in? 😱

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
zombies cant work doorknobs 😄

FACT!

Pewpy zombie bewbz ✅

Originally posted by dadudemon
I forgot.

I would get a several full body condoms so I could be nasty with the zombies I incompacitate. It's like...way better than necro because they are still alive...yet....THEY ARE DEAD! It's the cold like a dead body but it moves about when I rape them...just like the live ones. The best of both worlds!

You use condoms? uhuh

I think your all overlooking the fact that you'd probably most likely be one of then zombies. Why the "Lone survivor hero" type

Originally posted by Bicnarok
I think your all overlooking the fact that you'd probably most likely be one of then zombies. Why the "Lone survivor hero" type

because everyone wants to be the main character and action star in their own what if life moment.. wouldnt be as cool as saying i peed myself and was eaten alive. 😉 🙄

Originally posted by Robtard
Malls and the like would attract shit-loads of other people, so you'd be competing against them, besides trying to avoid the zombie swarms.

indeed

after watching the Mist, I'm fairly convinced that it is other humans that offer at least as much danger to you in a situation like this. I'd want to stay as far away from anyone/thing as possible.

Hence going to the hinterland

Originally posted by inimalist
indeed

after watching the Mist, I'm fairly convinced that it is other humans that offer at least as much danger to you in a situation like this. I'd want to stay as far away from anyone/thing as possible.

Hence going to the hinterland

haermm

On the plus side, my Dad owns a coupla ATV's, I could keep one fully gassed for a quick escape.

Originally posted by inimalist
indeed

after watching the Mist, I'm fairly convinced that it is other humans that offer at least as much danger to you in a situation like this. I'd want to stay as far away from anyone/thing as possible.

Problem is you'll need people eventually and if you even end up under zombie attack having other people to fight by your side would be very useful.

Originally posted by inimalist
Hence going to the hinterland

And living thanks to all the survival training you have?

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