Spock vs. Malfoy anger fight

OK, before you go posting, I'd like to remind you a few things:

1. Both of them are no older than 11 years old.
2. Spock and fellow Vulcanians were sent to Earth 250 years ago to study the past and a so called "wizard" society.
3. He was sent to observe in a wizard school called Hogwarts, and makes enemies with Draco.
4. Then they fought a physical fight during breaktime due to Malfoy's bully mentality.

Feats

Spock: Vulcan nerve pinch, Vulcanian abilities (including a high proportion of strength?)

Malfoy

Spells, as long as his pals Crabbe and Goyle.

1991 Earth

MALFOY (TO SPOCK): Your father married a mudblood. Too bad.
SPOCK: Illogical. My father had an obligation to marry a human, not a mudblood.
MALFOY: Illogical? *laughs* Your father IS a mudblood. You are, all the more!
SPOCK: Please stop...
MALFOY: And to think this...SCHOOL allows bloody muggles like you in?
SPOCK: It is our task to reveal planet Earth during the past...
MALFOY: Shutup mudblood! You should've been expelled...
SPOCK: Please. It is incorrect to categorize me as a so-called "mudblood"...
MALFOY: Lowly creature. Beggar. How can I get rid of you...I've heard you even live in a SHIP, huh? I'm feeling sorry you can't live in a clean home... mudblood?
SPOCK: Please...stoooppcallingmeMUDBLOOODDDD!!!!!!

*BIF PANG BUF FLUTTER SPUFT*

Question: Who'll beat up who?

Ok this is by far the stupidest thread ever. Wtf

Originally posted by omgchos
Ok this is by far the stupidest thread ever. Wtf

And yet you bump it...coincidentally, this'll me by last post in this thread. Ever.

Malfoy would never be able to get Spock angry enough to hit him, but for the sake of this idiocy, Malfoy breaks free of Spock's assault and blasts him with a spell. Game!

I have somewhat of a contempt for returner(maybe if he stopped making stupid threads i wouldn't), and i didn't bump anything it woulda been here for days to come. Just taunting me with its worthlessness.

Originally posted by retturnnerr

MALFOY (TO SPOCK): Your father married a mudblood. Too bad.
SPOCK: Illogical. My father had an obligation to marry a human, not a mudblood.
MALFOY: Illogical? *laughs* Your father IS a mudblood. You are, all the more!
SPOCK: Please stop...
MALFOY: And to think this...SCHOOL allows bloody muggles like you in?
SPOCK: It is our task to reveal planet Earth during the past...
MALFOY: Shutup mudblood! You should've been expelled...
SPOCK: Please. It is incorrect to categorize me as a so-called "mudblood"...
MALFOY: Lowly creature. Beggar. How can I get rid of you...I've heard you even live in a SHIP, huh? I'm feeling sorry you can't live in a clean home... mudblood?
SPOCK: Please...stoooppcallingmeMUDBLOOODDDD!!!!!!

As you guys may notice this is a dumb thread, please consider it.

This thread is MEANT to be dumb.
C'mon...do the fights here always have to be death duels...I mean during wars or somthing like that. I made this for achange.

Anyway, anyone who feels this is offtopic, remove it, or post it in the offtopic forum (although I'm not even sure if they'll accept it).

WHO'LL BEAT UP WHO is the question 😉
Who gets a blackeye.

Your mother ha-son

Spock!! dur

Malfoy got ***** slapped by Hermione, there's no way he's winning.

Vulcan pinch FTW!

Originally posted by Dr Will Hatch
Malfoy got ***** slapped by Hermione

Originally posted by retturnnerr

MALFOY (TO SPOCK): Your father married a mudblood. Too bad.
SPOCK: Illogical. My father had an obligation to marry a human, not a mudblood.
MALFOY: Illogical? *laughs* Your father IS a mudblood. You are, all the more!
SPOCK: Please stop...

*BIF PANG BUF FLUTTER SPUFT*

That's awesome dude, i mean really 😂

A second after Malfoy insults Spock's mommy, Spock lowers the boom on his ass and issues a Vulcan strength beat down. /end thread