Plo Koon and Obi-Wan versus Anakin and Kit Fisto

As of RotS. Everyone fights in a small creek.

I wonder who's gonna freeze the creek...

His midi-chlorian count is over NINE THOUSAAAAND!

You're on something.

Also, nine thousand sucks. Anakin was over twenty thousand, "off the charts," meaning it actually could've been seventeen billion.

Yeah, but Anakin's midi-chlorians weren't made of ICE like Plo Koons. Also, he is a pansy. Plo wins.

Oh, come on, freezing a creek? One of these guys is a water dweller.

You set this up

Kit Fisto goes in the water to attack Plo Koon, who freezes him solid. Anakin breaks a nail and Obi-Wan pwns him.

Kit Fisto can melt ice.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Haven't you ever seen Kit Fisto? His smile can melt your heart of ice, it can brighten an orphan's day, and it can filter every last drop of whiskey from an alcoholic's liver.

No, you're thinking of Ronald McDonald.

Once upon a time Mon Calimari was an ice planet.

Kit Fisto smiled at it.
End of ****ing story!

No, because Mon Calamari was a water planet before Kit Fisto existed.

Yeah, and the only reason it remains one is because Plo Koon hasn't been told about it.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
Yeah, and the only reason it remains one is because Plo Koon hasn't been told about it.

Which means he's not omniscient. Which means he's fallible.

Your lies have been exposed.

Originally posted by Gideon
Which means he's not omniscient. Which means he's fallible.

Your lies have been exposed.

OMG slippery slope!

Just because a nukular missul cannot predict the horrible record of the Houston Astros doesn't mean that it can't blow up the world.

Your invalid comparison is invalid. Don't try to argue with this logic; it's air-tight.

Originally posted by Janus Marius
OMG slippery slope!

Just because a nukular missul cannot predict the horrible record of the Houston Astros doesn't mean that it can't blow up the world.

Your invalid comparison is invalid. Don't try to argue with this logic; it's air-tight.

YOU CLAIMED/IMPLIED/SUGGESTED HE WAS GODLY I HAFF REFUTED YOU YOU LOSE YOU BASTARD.

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Originally posted by Gideon
YOU CLAIMED/IMPLIED/SUGGESTED HE WAS GODLY I HAFF REFUTED YOU YOU LOSE YOU BASTARD.

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No.

Signed,

Janus

Originally posted by Janus Marius
No.

Signed,

Janus

Noer.

Signed,

Me

Now you're just cheating. You can't accept the almighty freezing power of Plo Koon.